What do you call a man who has lost the lower parts of his legs, but still somehow has his feet?

Tony.

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What has two legs but can't walk?

A dead duck.

What do you call a Chinese lady with one leg?

Irene.

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Why will Church's chicken be losing money?

Because I don't see black people going to church's anytime soon

What is a joke that so stupid that is actually funny?

There was a thread months ago but i lost it...

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pile of leaves?

Russell

What did the man say to his wife when he failed to get an erection?

No hard feelings.

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What do you call a guy with a toe growing out of his knee?

Tony.

What do you call a man with no shin ?

Tony

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What is it like, to be standing at the foot of an empty grave, not knowing who will one day be in it?

Unbereavable.

How can a cat walk with no feet?

He can't, it's impawsible.