What do you call a man who has lost the lower parts of his legs, but still somehow has his feet?

Tony.

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What do you call a man with no arms or legs playing in the leaves?

Russell.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs, lying in a ditch?

Phil

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What did the starfish say when it realized that it lost it's ability to regenerate limbs?

I can't remember.

How do fireflies lose weight?

They burn calories.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Why does a man only get half-hour lunch-breaks?

So his boss doesn't have to retrain him.

What do you call A man doing Laundry?

Non-existent

Tony Jokes More Tony Jokes

What do you call a semi truck owned by an Italian?

That rig a Tonys.

Why are so many Italian men named Tony?

When they ship them over from the Old Country, they stamp "To N.Y." on them...

Foot Jokes More Foot Jokes

Why did cavemen pull their women around by their hair?

Because if they had pulled them by their feet they would have filled up with mud

How many letters can you wear on your feet?

10 E's