What do you call a man who has lost the lower parts of his legs, but still somehow has his feet?

Tony.

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What do you call a guy with no arms or legs in a lake?

Bob

What kind of tea do you pay an arm and a leg for?

Amputee

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What do you call a man who has lost 95% of his brainpower?

A widower.

What do you call an elf who lost all his toys?

Legolas

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Why did the man use deodorant to fix a broken window?

He read that it was an invisible solid.

What's the difference between men and pigs?

Pigs don't turn into men when they drink.

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What do you call a guy with a toe growing out of his knee?

Tony.

Why is Iron Man Italian?

Because to get him you have to rig-a-tony..

Foot Jokes More Foot Jokes

Why do black's have white skin on the bottom of their feet and the palm of their hands?

Everyone needs a little bit of good inside them.

How do you keep a lawyer from drowning?

You take your foot off the top of their head.