What do you call a man who has lost the lower parts of his legs, but still somehow has his feet?

Tony.

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

Why did Mary Poppins break both her legs?

because she had Supercalifrajilistic Osteoporosis

What do you call a gingerbread man with one leg?

Limp Biscuit.

Lose Jokes More Lose Jokes

Why did the investment banker leave her husband?

She was losing interest.

What do you call a matador who lost to the bull?

A mat'o'gore.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What do you call a man under a pile of leaves?

Russell. What do you call a man under a pile of leaves for thousands of years Pete.

What the quickest way to a mans heart?

Though his chest with a knife

Tony Jokes More Tony Jokes

Who's there ! Chin and Tony ! Chin and Tony who ?

Chin and Tonyk !

What do you call a man with no shin ?

Tony

Foot Jokes More Foot Jokes

Why are spiders good swimmers ?

They have webbed feet !

What do you call it when you drop an apple on the ground?

A fruit by the foot