What do you call a man who has lost the lower parts of his legs, but still somehow has his feet?

Tony.

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

How does a black man ride a black stallion?

With no legs.

What do you call it when two Mexicans were in a car accident and one had both legs amputated?

Juan and a half

Lose Jokes More Lose Jokes

How did the possessed lady lose weight?

Diet and exorcise.

How long does it take a baby to die in the microwave?

I don't know, I lose track of time when I have an erection.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What do you call a man who opens the car door for you?

A chauffeur.

Why don't men want to go down on a woman first thing in the morning?

have you ever tried to peel apart a grilled cheese?

Tony Jokes More Tony Jokes

Why are do many Italian-Americans named Tony?

When they came to Ellis Island, not one of them could speak a lick of English, but they all had "To NY" on their hats.

What do you call a man with no shin ?

Tony

Foot Jokes More Foot Jokes

How can you tell when you are talking to an extroverted engineer?

They look at your feet instead of theirs.

How do you save a Republican from drowning?

Take your foot off of their head.