What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pile of leaves?

Russell

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What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas?

Cancer.

Why did Mary fell from the swing ?

Because she hasn't got arms !

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What do you call a Chinese lady with one leg?

Irene.

What is a double amputee's favorite video game?

League of Leg ends.

Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

Why didn't Edward leave his house?

Because he was Snowden.

Why are you so happy?

Girl2: I was complimented on my driving today. Someone left a note on my windshield that said "Parking Fine"

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What do you call a man with no arms, no legs, and is on fire?

Bernie.

Why do men want to marry a virgin?

To avoid criticism and comparison.

Pile Jokes More Pile Jokes

What do you call a guy with no arms &amp no legs laying in a pile of leaves?

Russel

What do you call a bunch of black people in a pile of leaves?

Raisin Bran

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What do you call a man under a pile of leaves?

Russell. What do you call a man under a pile of leaves for thousands of years Pete.

What Do You Call an Epileptic in a Pile of Leaves?

Russell