What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pile of leaves?

Russell

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

What did the boy with no legs and arms get for Christmas?

Cancer

Why was little Billy so sad when his friends played on the swingset?

He had no arms. Sorry that joke was stupid, let me try again. Knock Knock "Whose there?" Not Billy

Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What do you call a child with no arms and no legs swimming in a pool?

Bob.

What do you call a guy with no arms &amp no legs laying in a pile of leaves?

Russel

Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

Why did I leave my grades at the orphanage?

I couldn't raise them

What's better than having a 'Brexit' vote about Britain leaving the EU?

Not being British.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

How does one know a man is going to say something smart?

His senentences start with "A woman once told me.."

What does a man with two left feet wear to the beach?

Flip-Flips.

Pile Jokes More Pile Jokes

What's the difference between a Cadillac and a pile of dead babies?

I don't have a Cadillac in my garage.

Whats the difference....?

What's the difference between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babies I don't have a lamborghini in my garage.

Russell Jokes More Russell Jokes

What do you call a man who wears crisp packets as trousers?

Russell.

What Do You Call an Epileptic in a Pile of Leaves?

Russell