What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pile of leaves?

Russell

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eyepatch?

Names!

What do you cal a man with no arms and no legs fighting with his cat?

Claude

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Whats better than winning gold at the paralympics?

Having legs.....

How does a blonde count a thousand sheep?

She counts the legs, and divides by 4.

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Why is India surprised by the Brexit vote?

They didn't know you could get Britain to leave by voting.

How do you get Lady Gaga to leave you alone?

You Poke-r Face.

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Why did the man wear a frog for a condom?

So he was ribbit for her pleasure.

How on earth can you defend a man like Adam Johnson?

it's easy, he's all left foot - just constantly show him down the right side and don't let him cut in.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pile of leafs?

Russel

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs lying under a pile of leaves?

Russel.

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What do you call a man who wears crisp packets as trousers?

Russell.

What do you call an elephant creeping through the jungle in the middle of the night ?

Russell !