What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pile of leaves?

Russell

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Why is horse racing so romantic?

Because the horse hugs the rails the jockey puts his arms around the horse and you can kiss your money goodbye!

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs floating in the ocean?

Bob

Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

Why are snakes hard to fool ?

They have no legs to pull !

Why do moths fly with their legs apart?

Have you ever seen the size of moth balls

Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

What do you call a thief that leaves a trail?

A crummy thief!

Why couldn't the American leave Russia?

He was snowden

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How did the Greek army separate the men from the boys?

With a crowbar

What are the two words men hate most unless used together?

Don't Stop

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pile of leaves?

Russell

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs playing in a pile of leaves?

Rustle

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What do you call a man who wears crisp packets as trousers?

Russell.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs playing in the leaves?

Russell.