What do you say when a virgin sneezes?

Goesintight.

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What do you call the girls who outrun me?

Virgins.

Why was Jesus a virgin when he died?

Every time he touched a "wound" it closed.

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What do you say when God sneezes?

Go bless yourself.

Why do fish swim in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze