Why do fish swim in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze

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What's the difference between a flatfish and a good woman?

The fish doesn't know it's plaice.

What do you call a fish with three eyes?

fiiish. (works when spoken :-/)

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How was your day?

Lifeguard 2: Sad, I saw a bear in lake 1: How is that sad 2: He could bearly swim! 1:.. 2: He ate 3 campers

Why do fish swim in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze

Pepper Jokes More Pepper Jokes

Why do sharks like salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze

Where did Dr. Pepper get his degree?

The University of Minnesoda

Salt Water Jokes More Salt Water Jokes

Why do sharks live in salt water?

Pepper water makes them sneeze.

Why do sharks only swim in salt water?

Got this is a Cracker Jack box) Because pepper water makes them sneeze!

Sneeze Jokes More Sneeze Jokes

What did the cashew say to the sneezing peanut?

Yes, what is it "

Why don't dead people sneeze?

Because they're too busy coffin.