Why do fish swim in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze

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Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

What did Noah tell his son while they were fishing?

Better get this right, I only have 2 worms.

What do you call a fish who went to medical school?

A sTurgeon

Swim Jokes More Swim Jokes

What do you call something that swims, is big and has 4 legs?

A whale with a table taped to it.

Why doesn't Mexico have a team in the summer Olympics?

Because all the ones who can run, jump or swim are ready in the US.

Pepper Jokes More Pepper Jokes

What do you called being pepper sprayed at UC Davis?

Occupational hazard.

How do you know if a pepper is being nosy?

When he's jalapeno business!

Salt Water Jokes More Salt Water Jokes

What's the difference between a person that just won the lottery and a fairy in salt water?

One is tickled pink, the other is a pickled Tink.

Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze!

Sneeze Jokes More Sneeze Jokes

Who's there ! Bless ! Bless who ?

I didn't sneeze !

What do sneezes wear on their feet?

A: Ahhh-shoes.