Why do fish swim in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze

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Why did the fish jump out of the water?

Because he was hooked on worms.

What kind of fish is made of two sodium atoms?

2 Na!

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Why can elephants swim - and aardvarks can't?

Aardvarks don't have trunks!

Where are you only allowed to swim if you have red hair, a lip piercing, three brothers, a missing finger, are slightly overweight and have a birthday in december?

The specific ocean.

Pepper Jokes More Pepper Jokes

Why do sharks like salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze

Where did Dr. Pepper get his degree?

The University of Minnesoda

Salt Water Jokes More Salt Water Jokes

Why do sharks only swim in salt water?

Got this is a Cracker Jack box) Because pepper water makes them sneeze!

What kind of ships can't go in salt water?

Snail-boats

Sneeze Jokes More Sneeze Jokes

Who's there ! Bless ! Bless who ?

I didn't sneeze !

What do you say when a virgin sneezes?

Goesintight.