Why do fish swim in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze

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Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

Why did the fisherman want to go fishing in Alaska?

Just for the halibut.

What kind of fish is the worst friend?

The Sel-Fish

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Howdeepisthepool?

He had too much to drink before he went swimming!

Why are there no mexican in the olympics?

Because any Mexican that can run, jump or swim is in america!

Pepper Jokes More Pepper Jokes

Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze!

Where did Dr. Pepper get his degree?

The University of Minnesoda

Salt Water Jokes More Salt Water Jokes

Why do fish swim in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze

Why do sharks swim in salt water?

Because pepper water makes them sneeze!

Sneeze Jokes More Sneeze Jokes

Why did everybody where white pants at The Masters?

Dustin Johnson sneezed.

What illness makes you sneeze on your laptop screen?

A computer virus!