What kind of ships can't go in salt water?

Snail-boats

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What did the busy port master say to the rowdy pirates who wanted to dock?

I don't have time for your ship."

Where do you park Two Ships of Theseus?

At a Pair of Docks

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What kind of sounds does Jaimie Foxx make in the bedroom?

No sound at all, the D is silent

What kind of math can you do with light?

Refractions

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What's the slowest boat?

A snail boat

What kind of ships can't go in salt water?

Snail-boats

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What kind of ships can't go in salt water?

Snail-boats

Why do fish swim in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze