What kind of ships can't go in salt water?

Snail-boats

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What did Captain Cook say to his men before they got on the ship?

Let's get on the ship, men!

What do you call a ship that drives itself?

Auto-pirate.

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What kind of pizza do pilots like?

Plain.

What kind of peanuts get warts?

Planters.

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What's the slowest boat?

A snail boat

What kind of ships can't go in salt water?

Snail-boats

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Why do sharks like salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze

Why do seals swim in salt water?

Cause pepper makes them sneeze.