What kind of ships can't go in salt water?

Snail-boats

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What do you call a ship that drives itself?

Auto-pirate.

Why are yachts and ships so scary?

Because they're for boating.

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What kind of bug do you find on a long car ride?

An I-shoulda-pede.

What kind of music do they play at Stonehenge?

Hard Rock.

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What's the slowest boat?

A snail boat

What kind of ships can't go in salt water?

Snail-boats

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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze!

What's the difference between a person that just won the lottery and a fairy in salt water?

One is tickled pink, the other is a pickled Tink.