What kind of ships can't go in salt water?

Snail-boats

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What did the pirate say when he saw his kid lighting the ship on fire?

Arrr son!

What did Lord Nelson say to his shipmates before they got on the ship?

Get on the ship

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What kind of shorts do clouds wear?

Thunderwear.

What kind of wine causes the most accidents?

Shartonnay

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What kind of ships can't go in salt water?

Snail-boats

What's the slowest boat?

A snail boat

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Why do sharks swim in salt water?

Because pepper water makes them sneeze!

Why do sharks only swim in salt water?

Got this is a Cracker Jack box) Because pepper water makes them sneeze!