Snail Boat Jokes

What's the slowest boat?

A snail boat

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What kind of ships can't go in salt water?

Snail-boats

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What gas do snails prefer?

Shell.

What did the snail say while riding on the back of the tortoise?

Wheeeee!!!! --hey, at least it's a fun joke for kids!

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What do you call a snail in the sea?

A snailor.

What do you call a snail in the Navy?

A Snailor

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What kind of doctors are like spiders ?

Spin doctors !

What kind of sandwich is this?

She asks. "It cheese ma."

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What is it called when a ship attacks their own navy?

Edit: Whoops wrong sub.

Why does hiring a ship illegally always cost $3.14?

Because theyre pi rates.

Salt Water Jokes More Salt Water Jokes

Why do sharks like salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze

What kind of ships can't go in salt water?

Snail-boats