Snail Boat Jokes

What's the slowest boat?

A snail boat

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What kind of ships can't go in salt water?

Snail-boats

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What did the snail say when put on top of a turtle?

Weeeeeeeeeeee

What did the snail say while riding on the turtle's back?

Wheeeeeee!

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What kind of ships can't go in salt water?

Snail-boats

Why do sharks like salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze

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Which is heavier, a coin or a ship?

Obviously the coin, the coin sinks!

Why was Sean Connery accused of piracy while drinking tea?

He took a ship.

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What kind of money do snowmen use?

Iced lolly.

How do you catch a one-of-a-kind rabbit?

Unique up on it. How do you catch a very calm rabbit The tame way.

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What do you call a snail in the Navy?

A Snailor

What do you call a snail in the sea?

A snailor.