Snail Boat Jokes

What's the slowest boat?

A snail boat

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What kind of ships can't go in salt water?

Snail-boats

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What do you call a snail on a sail boat?

A snailor

What do you call a snail in the sea?

A snailor.

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What did the sea monster have for dinner?

Fish and ships.

How many mutants do you need to take over a Ship?

5 MutantA MutantB MutantC MutantD and Mutiny

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What kind of room doesn't have any doors/windows inside?

A mushroom.

What kind of ant is good at maths ?

An accountant !

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What did the snail say when his friend lost his car?

Where did Es-car-go.

What did one snail say to the other?

Nothing. They were both decoys.

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What kind of ships can't go in salt water?

Snail-boats

What's the difference between a person that just won the lottery and a fairy in salt water?

One is tickled pink, the other is a pickled Tink.