Snail Boat Jokes

What's the slowest boat?

A snail boat

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What kind of ships can't go in salt water?

Snail-boats

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What did one snail say to the other?

Nothing. They were both decoys.

What do you call a shipping crate full of snails?

Escargot.

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What kind of ants are very learned ?

Pedants !

What's a basketball players favorite kind of cheese?

Swish cheese.

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What do sea monsters have for dinner?

Fish and ships.

What do you call a bull that's sent overseas by boat?

Shipped beef!

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What do you call a snail in the Navy?

A Snailor

What do you call a snail on a sail boat?

A snailor

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Why do the sharks only swim in salt water?

because they would sneeze in pepper water.

Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze!