Snail Boat Jokes

What's the slowest boat?

A snail boat

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What kind of ships can't go in salt water?

Snail-boats

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Salt Water Jokes More Salt Water Jokes

Why do sharks only swim in salt water?

Got this is a Cracker Jack box) Because pepper water makes them sneeze!

Why do sharks like salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What is bruce banners favourite kind of potato?

HULK'S MASH! no idea where she picked it up from, but it made me chuckle

What kind of bike does hipster Jesus ride?

A Cruci-fixie.

Ship Jokes More Ship Jokes

Why did the one-eyed pirate run his ship aground?

He didn't have any depth perception

What is a sandwich on a ship?

A sub-marine

Snail Jokes More Snail Jokes

Why doesnt McDonalds serve snail?

Because of sanitation reasons.

What did the snail say while riding on the turtle's back?

Wheeeeeee!

Snailor Jokes More Snailor Jokes

What do you call a snail in the Navy?

A Snailor

What do you call a snail on a sail boat?

A snailor