What do you call a Muslim slug?

A snail...

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What did the snail on the turtles back say?

WEEEEEEEEEE!

Why doesnt McDonalds serve snail?

Because of sanitation reasons.

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What happens when you are banned on a muslim server?

you are turbanned

Why was the Muslim arrested for speeding during Ramadan?

Because he was going *to fast*!