What do you call a Muslim slug?

A snail...

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Why did God give women legs?

Because he saw the mess that snails left behind!

What did one snail say to the other snail?

It...all...happened...soooooooo...fast

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Why don't Muslims fight each other often?

Cause they don't want no beef Edit: I'm going to crawl back into my hole now

Who's driving the car?

Theres a muslim a mexican and black guy in a car, whos driving .. **The cops**