What's the answer for question #2?

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What do you call 2 lambs dating?

A relationSHEEP.

Why are Americans so bad at chess?

Because they don't have 2 towers.

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What has 8 arms, is ominous looking and ink is its weapon of choice?

An octopus " "No Jeff, the answer is my wife's 4 divorce attorneys"

Why are there school shootings?

Mr.Garrison: "Let's start the day with a world news question. Why are there school shootings?" The media: "Violent video games?" Mr.Garrison: "Okay, now lets try to get an answer from someone who's not a complete retard.

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What is your fee?

Lawyer says: "1000 US dollars for 3 questions." Man: "Wow - so much! Isn't it a bit expensive " Lawyer: "Yes, what is your third question "

How did the rice crispy propose to the cornflake?

It Snapped, Crackled and Popped the question.