What did one lesbian vampire say the other?

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Why do ya reckon Blonds don't have elevator jobs?

A: Cos they've no idea of the route.

How'd ya get that?

asked the bartender. "From my husband," she replied. "But I thought he was out of town " he asked. "So did I!" she said.