What do post-impressionist painters sing when painting a Frozen landscape?

Let it Gogh!

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What did one pig say to the other?

Let's be pen pals!

Why should you never let a non-metal drive a train?

Because they're poor conductors! (I know they're called Engineers but cut me some slack, I thought of this in the 9th grade.)

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Whats the difference between Jesus and a painting of Jesus?

It only takes 1 nail to hang the painting.

How did the artist paint a picture?

A: Easel-y.

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Why do people say amen instead of awomen at church?

Because they sing hymns, not hers.

How can Ozzy Osbourne possibly sing that?

when Tony Iommi is standing right next to him, alive and well.

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What do you call shy bladder incidents?

Frozen pees

Why was Justin Biber in Frozen?

Cuz aparently he likes "snow".