What the Girlfriend, the Mistress and the Wife say Girlfriend: Are you done already?

Mistress: Are you done yet Wife: Beige... I think I'll paint the ceiling beige...

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Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

Why were the 2 in love melons upset?

Because they cantaloupe. (The wife thought of this one... hopefully nobody else has posted it)

Which perfume do you use ?

It smells good. I want to buy one for my wife." Lady: "Please don't. Some idiot will have an excuse to talk to her."

Think Jokes More Think Jokes

Why did the citizen run for Sewer Commissioner?

He thought it was his civic doodie!

What did the pumpkin pie say to the cheesecake as they were going into the oven?

I think this is a set up!

Girlfriend Jokes More Girlfriend Jokes

How did Jared Fogle lose 40 pounds?

He dumped his girlfriend.

How's the business?

2) Do you have a girlfriend 1) Why are you stealing from our refrigerator

Paint Jokes More Paint Jokes

Why do elephants paint their toe nails red?

So they can hide in cherry trees. You've never seen an elephant in a cherry tree? They're pretty good at it.

Why did the mexicans fight so hard for the alamo?

They wanted 4 clean walls to spray paint.

Ceiling Jokes More Ceiling Jokes

How do you start a rave in Uganda ?

Glue a piece of toast to the ceiling

What do you call a piece of toast on the ceiling?

An Ethiopian rave.

Mistress Jokes More Mistress Jokes

What did the carpet enthusiast say to his mistress?

I haven't had hard wood in 15 years.

What the Girlfriend, the Mistress and the Wife say Girlfriend: Are you done already?

Mistress: Are you done yet Wife: Beige... I think I'll paint the ceiling beige...