Why did Jose push his wife off the cliff?

Tequila...

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What did the musician say to his wife when he went out to the supermarket?

I'm going Chopin, I'll be Bach in a minuet.

What u doing later?

Wife: That's not what I meant by pick up my towel. Just hand it to me, idiot.

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What did the Spanish firefighter name his twin sons?

Jose and Hose B

What did the Hispanic fireman name his two twin sons?

Jose and Hose B