Why did Jose push his wife off the cliff?

Tequila...

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What do you call a man whose wife was the Queen, his daughter a Princess and his boss an Emperor, but he himself is no royal?

Darth Vader.

What did the pirate say when his wife kept asking him about the steering wheel in his pants?

Yargg! Woman! Stop asking me! You're driving me nuts!"

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What do you call a Mexican that won't get on a scale?

A no weigh Jose.

Why did the mexican fire department fail?

They didnt have any Jose to spray the water.