Why did Jose push his wife off the cliff?

Tequila...

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What did Bob Marley say to his wife after he opened the fridge?

No, Woman, no pie."

How's the baby?

Me: He keeps trying to shove socks thru the mail slot. Wife: Aw. His socks or yours Me: Socks is the neighbor's cat..

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What did the Hispanic firefighter name his kids?

Jose and Hose-B

What did the Mexican firefighter call his son??

Jose