Why couldn't the lizard be aroused?

He had a reptile dysfunction (I just made that up but I'm sure it's been thought of)

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What did the footballer's girlfriend think when she saw him standing between some goal posts?

He's a keeper"

What do you call a woman who thinks she can do anything a man can do?

Wrong.

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What do you call a lizard on drugs?

A mariguana.

What happened to the lizard in the wizard's garden pond?

He had him newt-ered.

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What do you call a malady effecting reproduction in turtles?

A reptile dysfunction

What do you call a lizard that doesn't work?

A reptile dysfunction.

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What is the term for someone that gets aroused watching Star Wars?

They have a Bobba Fetish

What do ghosts get when they're aroused?

Booners