Why couldn't the lizard be aroused?

He had a reptile dysfunction (I just made that up but I'm sure it's been thought of)

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How many Biology undergrads does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one, but doing it will make them think they're going to be an electrician in the future.

What do you call a woman who thinks she can do anything a man can do?

Wrong.

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What happened to the lizard in the wizard's garden pond?

He had him newt-ered.

Why did the lizards get a divorce?

A reptile dysfunction

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Why couldn't the lizard be aroused?

He had a reptile dysfunction (I just made that up but I'm sure it's been thought of)

What do you call a chameleon that doesn't change color?

A reptile dysfunction.

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Why are magnets so arousing?

They're very attractive.

Why couldn't the lizard be aroused?

He had a reptile dysfunction (I just made that up but I'm sure it's been thought of)