Why couldn't the lizard be aroused?

He had a reptile dysfunction (I just made that up but I'm sure it's been thought of)

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What do you get when you slice ice cream?

Slice cream! ... I think I'll join the reposting group now...

Who do you think was sent to cover the story of the baby lion born in the zoo?

A cub reporter.

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Why was the lizard nervous in bed?

He had reptile dysfuncton

What did the doctor say to the lizard who was complaining about problems performing in the bedroom?

It sounds like you have a reptile dysfunction.

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Why couldn't the t-rex find a mate?

Because he had a reptile dysfunction.

What do you call it when a Dinosaur can't perform in bed?

A reptile dysfunction. Thank high me for that one.

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What do ghosts get when they're aroused?

Booners

What is the term for someone that gets aroused watching Star Wars?

They have a Bobba Fetish