Why couldn't the lizard be aroused?

He had a reptile dysfunction (I just made that up but I'm sure it's been thought of)

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What did the Canadian eel say when the bartender asked him if he'd had enough?

No, I think I'd like some more-ay.

Why don't you?

Because I can't think of a single thing to say!

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Why was the lizard upset with her husband?

Because he had a reptile dysfunction. ... Okay bye now

What happened to the lizard in the wizard's garden pond?

He had him newt-ered.

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Why couldn't the snake charmer charm his snake?

He had a reptile dysfunction

What's wrong with a chameleon that can't change colors?

He has a reptile dysfunction.

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What is the term for someone that gets aroused watching Star Wars?

They have a Bobba Fetish

Why did the guy get aroused by the highway?

Because there were lots of turn ons.