He had a reptile dysfunction (I just made that up but I'm sure it's been thought of)
Somebody who stays up all night torturing himself mentally over the question whether or not theres a dog.
You don't know none.. And here to learn one.. So when you are with your friends.. Or walking with your son.. Tell them reddit jokes.. thinking now they would listen... (to you) play it cool, play it slow.. No need to blow.. Take this further, take this far.. till sang by a star. (Improvise it as you like, don't care about the grammar. No rapper does.)
It weighed too much for its scales !
Ereptile disfunction
He had a reptile dysfunction
Because there were lots of turn ons.
Booners
