Why couldn't the lizard be aroused?

He had a reptile dysfunction (I just made that up but I'm sure it's been thought of)

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How do pirates know that they exist?

They think, therefore they arrrr

What's the Harlem shake?

Me: I don't know, I think they sell them at Burger King

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What do you call a lizard on drugs?

A mariguana.

What do you call it when a lizard can't get it up?

Ereptile disfunction

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Why couldn't the lizard get a girlfriend?

Because he had a reptile dysfunction!

Why did the lizards get a divorce?

A reptile dysfunction

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What is the term for someone that gets aroused watching Star Wars?

They have a Bobba Fetish

Why are magnets so arousing?

They're very attractive.