Why couldn't the lizard be aroused?

He had a reptile dysfunction (I just made that up but I'm sure it's been thought of)

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Why do people get addicted to meth?

Because they didn't think of the aftermeth.

What do you get when you slice ice cream?

Slice cream! ... I think I'll join the reposting group now...

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What do you call it when a lizard can't get it up?

Ereptile disfunction

Why did the lizards get a divorce?

A reptile dysfunction

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What do you call it when a lizard has problems in the bedroom?

A reptile dysfunction

What do you call a chameleon that doesn't change color?

A reptile dysfunction.

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Why did the guy get aroused by the highway?

Because there were lots of turn ons.

What is the term for someone that gets aroused watching Star Wars?

They have a Bobba Fetish