What does the rest of the colony call an old ant?

An antique.

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What do you do when you get to the top of the world's tallest mountain?

Have a rest. (Everest, get it?) Really awful joke, but I thought of it last night and was wondering if anyone recognised it? Who knows, it might be original....

Why is the letter 'c' afraid of the rest of the alphabet?

Because all the other letters are not c's. *** *ba dum tss*

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What do you call a 100 year old ant ?

An antique !

What do you call a black guy with a fan?

Antique air conditioner.

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What does the rest of the colony call an old ant?

An antique.

Where does a lonely ant go when it is separated from its colony?

I have no idea, but this looks like a good joke. So post your proposals in comments.