I have no idea, but this looks like a good joke. So post your proposals in comments.
I Just Found Out I Have Cancer...
He looks at shoes when he's talking to you.
mod post from r/AntiJokes) I wouldn't know, as a mime I cannot comment.
The white guy might actually be guilty. (Stolen from a comment by )
Not on /r/jokes
The best joke I've ever heard!
He rEDDITed it. I'll leave.
Christopher Walken. (Not sure if it's a repost, but I don't think I've seen it posted here.)
Son: She took it like a lamb Teacher: Really what did she say Son: Baa!
Nah" "Yummy choccy bake " "No" Guy who named the orange: I have an idea...
River Derci. Sorry.
Divorce
An antique.