I have no idea, but this looks like a good joke. So post your proposals in comments.
Because it's still dressing.
They looked both ways before they crossed.
Because he has his own shoulder to cry on. Edit: all credit goes to /u/Earleebird who posted it in a comment in /r/oldschoolcool
Timing.
I reddit.
I don't know, I just fly the drone Edit/apology: My friend said this to me, I thought I should share with you all, he said that I could post it here. 5 minutes later he told me he found it on reddit.... I'm sorry all.
People who post the joke intro twice.
I have no idea honestly, you would have to ask him
Ben Franklin discovered electricity with a kite.
With a crowbar.
So it's a shorter drive to Toronto!
An antique.