Why does Kanye West need a billion dollars for ideas?

Ben Franklin discovered electricity with a kite.

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Why does Helen Keller only masterbate with one hand?

She needs the other to moan.

How are college students like plants?

They both need natural light to survive!

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What do Kanye West and North Korea have in common?

They are both being screwed by a person named Kim.

What is Kanye West's favorite type of audio file?

wav

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What profession was once highly respected, but is now a complete joke?

Nigerian Prince Thanks r/askreddit for the idea

What do you call a man with three arms and a pegleg?

I have no idea because the actual joke is always in the comments.

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Why are there different species of hyena?

Isn't every hyena we've discovered a spotted hyena?

What age were pigs discovered in?

The Saus Age.

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What did Russians used to light their houses with before candles?

Electricity.

What happened when electricity was first discovered?

Fred: Someone got a nasty shock.

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What is the best way to get called a ,"genius?

by losing a billion dollars in business.

Why does Kanye West need a billion dollars for ideas?

Ben Franklin discovered electricity with a kite.

Kite Jokes More Kite Jokes

Why can't cars fly kites?

Because of the windshield.

Why does Kanye West need a billion dollars for ideas?

Ben Franklin discovered electricity with a kite.