Why does Kanye West need a billion dollars for ideas?

Ben Franklin discovered electricity with a kite.

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How do you expect us to loan you money if you can't prove to us that you don't need it?

Banks

Why don't Arab women need Insurance?

Because they are already covered.

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What is Kanye West's favorite type of audio file?

wav

What's Kanye West's favorite fish?

TLOPia

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Who I Haven't Seen in a While: your kid's gotten so big! what is he, four?

Me: i have no idea what he's for

What do you get when 1000 politicians have an idea?

A dim light.

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What did the scientist say when he discovered the lowest possible temperature?

OK

What happened when electricity was first discovered?

Fred: Someone got a nasty shock.

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How much electricity is in the ground?

1 Terrahertz

Which Dinosaurs love electricity?

Bulbasaurs

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What is the best way to get called a ,"genius?

by losing a billion dollars in business.

Why does Kanye West need a billion dollars for ideas?

Ben Franklin discovered electricity with a kite.

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What monster flies his kite in a rain storm?

Benjamin Frankenstein

What do you think of this, you spin really fast and I'll fly a kite from the wind you make?

I'm not a big fan."