Why does Kanye West need a billion dollars for ideas?

Ben Franklin discovered electricity with a kite.

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How many blind men would it take to change a light bulb?

Why would a blind man need a light bulb?

How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: "Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"

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What is Kanye West's least favorite holiday?

Easter

How did Kanye West ask Kim Kardashian to marry him ??

will i marry you?"

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How late?

Cut to me trapped inside a tiny house made from Lego* I've no idea to be honest with you...

What do you call a man with three arms and a pegleg?

I have no idea because the actual joke is always in the comments.

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What did the coffee shop owner's wife say when she discovered he wasn't using Free Trade beans?

That's grounds for divorce!"

Which company saw the end of disco coming from a mile away?

Discover.

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Why does Kanye West need a billion dollars for ideas?

Ben Franklin discovered electricity with a kite.

Why do sovereign citizens never turn on the lights?

The sound of electricity triggers their PTSD.

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Who'll he fight?

The same bad guys! Billion dollar film franchise.

Why does Kanye West need a billion dollars for ideas?

Ben Franklin discovered electricity with a kite.

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Why can't cars fly kites?

Because of the windshield.

What did the dog use to make his kite?

Flypaper.