Why does Kanye West need a billion dollars for ideas?

Ben Franklin discovered electricity with a kite.

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What's Wayne Static's relationship with drugs?

I SEE IT!** ooooohh **I NEED IT!**(https://www.youtube.com/watch v=Ps0MfBG5-Uo#t=1m24s)

What does marriage have in common with a deck of cards?

In the beginning, you only need two hearts and a diamond. Later on, a club and a spade.

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What do you say when Kanye West does something that annoys you?

Kanye not.

Why does Kanye West need a billion dollars for ideas?

Ben Franklin discovered electricity with a kite.

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What did the chinese billionaire say after buying the deer with no eyes?

I have no Idea.

Why do ya reckon Blonds don't have elevator jobs?

A: Cos they've no idea of the route.

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What did the math major say to himself when he discovered that he was no longer a sapling?

Gee, I'm a tree.

Why is the time in the USA behind that of England ?

Because England was discovered before the USA !

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What is the difference between lightning and electricity?

Teacher: What is the difference between lightning and electricity? Alexander: I know you do not have to pay for lightning.

Which 4?

Employee: Electricity, Gas, Cable, Credit Card.

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Why does Kanye West need a billion dollars for ideas?

Ben Franklin discovered electricity with a kite.

What is the best way to get called a ,"genius?

by losing a billion dollars in business.

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What do you think of this, you spin really fast and I'll fly a kite from the wind you make?

I'm not a big fan."

Why can't cars fly kites?

Because of the windshield.