What monster flies his kite in a rain storm?

Benjamin Frankenstein

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What do you call a flying Jedi?

A skywalker. (I'm really sorry)

What's the difference between an Isis camp and an orphanage?

I don't know, I just fly the drone

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What kind of money do monsters use?

Weirdo (weird dough).

What's the difference between Tinder and the PokemonGo app?

Nothing, it both requires swiping to find monsters in your area.

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Why can't cars fly kites?

Because of the windshield.

Why does Kanye West need a billion dollars for ideas?

Ben Franklin discovered electricity with a kite.