What monster flies his kite in a rain storm?

Benjamin Frankenstein

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What do frogs say?

Times fun when you're having flies

How many flies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just two, how did they get in there anyway?

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He heard they were having upside-down cake!

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Because of the windshield.

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They're both high.