Why was the monster standing on his head at the birthday party?

He heard they were having upside-down cake!

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Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

Why can't a bicycle stand up by itself?

Because it is two-tired (too tired).

What do you call a person who you had a one night stand with on Mars?

A solmate

Hear Jokes More Hear Jokes

What does NASCAR stand for?

Non-athletic-sport-centered-around-rednecks (I heard this forever ago and wanted to share. Sorry if it happens to be a repost.)

What did Tarzan say when he saw a heard of elephants?

Oh look! A heard of elephants.

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

What's black, white, and red all over and can't turn around in a narrow hallway?

A nun with a spear through her head.

What flies around your light at night and can bite off your head ?

A tiger moth !

Birthday Party Jokes More Birthday Party Jokes

Why do pirates like birthday parties?

Doubloons.

What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven?

Angel food cake of course!

Monster Jokes More Monster Jokes

What has 32 teeth and holds back a monster?

My zipper.

How can you get a set of teeth put in for free?

Smack a monster.

Upside Cake Jokes More Upside Cake Jokes

Why was the monster standing on his head at the birthday party?

He heard they were having upside-down cake!

What do Australians call upside down cake?

Cake.