What did the pony say when he had a sore throat?

Pardon me, I'm just a little hoarse.

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When the barber is done cutting his hair, the cowboy goes back outside. And guess what?

Pony gone.

Why did the Clydesdale give the pony a glass of water?

Because he was a little horse

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What did the pony say when he sang with a sore throat?

Sorry, I'm just a little hoarse!

What did the pony say when he had a sore throat?

Pardon me, I'm just a little hoarse.

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Why does Hillary keep bumping into people at the White House?

So she can be pardoned.

Why did you cut off your ear?

Van Gogh: pardon