What did the pony say when he had a sore throat?

Pardon me, I'm just a little hoarse.

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Why couldn't the pony sing?

He was a little horse.

Why did the Clydesdale give the pony a glass of water?

Because he was a little horse

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What's worse than a giraffe with a sore throat?

An aardvark with the sniffles!

Why Do Ranchers Love Getting A Sore Throat?

Because they always get a little hoarse

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Why does Hillary keep bumping into people at the White House?

So she can be pardoned.

What is your location?

Me: And you're to blame 911: Pardon Me: You give love a bad name 911: I'm hanging up