What did the pony say when he had a sore throat?

Pardon me, I'm just a little hoarse.

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Why didn't they tell Chris Christie they took his pony away?

He would've found it hard to digest.

Why did the pervert cough when he was caught molesting a pony?

He was feeling a little horse.

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What did the pony say when he sang with a sore throat?

Sorry, I'm just a little hoarse!

What's small, orange and sounds like a parrot?

An oompa loompa with a sore throat.

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What did the turkey say when he accidentally bumped into the president?

Pardon me.

Why did you cut off your ear?

Van Gogh: pardon