Why are politicians buried 6 feet under?

Because deep down, they're good people.

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Why do they bury child molesters 10 feet under?

Because deep down they're really good people.

Why did they bury the Scottish man on the West side of the hill?

Because he was dead

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What's the difference between a politician and a computer?

logic

What do diapers and politicians have in common?

They both need to be changed after a while for the same reason

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Why does the Coast Guard have a 6 foot height requirement?

So when their ship sinks they can walk back to shore.

What do you call a 6 feet tall circle that recently got his diploma from college?

A Graduated cylinder.

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Why do bad things happen to good people?

To even out the good things that happen to bad people.

Why do they bury child molesters 10 feet under?

Because deep down they're really good people.