Why are politicians buried 6 feet under?

Because deep down, they're good people.

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What do you call 100 black people buried neck deep around a basketball hoop?

Afroturf

What kind of underwear does a person wear when buried?

Fruit of the tomb

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What's the difference between a statesman and a politician?

A statesman is a dead politician. God knows we need more statesman.

What did the politicians say after taking a huge bong hit?

What's Allepo "

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Why are politicians buried 6 feet under?

Because deep down, they're good people.

What do you call a 6 feet tall circle that recently got his diploma from college?

A Graduated cylinder.

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Why are lawyers always buried 15 feet deep?

Because deep down they're good people.

Why do they bury lawyers 20 feet deep?

Because deep down, they're good people. Thanks Saul.