What did the politicians say after taking a huge bong hit?

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What's an Allepo?

A big ol' Allepper

What did the politicians say after taking a huge bong hit?

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What's the difference between a cat and a politician?

A cat will lie your face. A politician will lie your face.

Why is being a politician more difficult than being a ventriloquist?

Ventriloquists have to be able to speak with their mouths closed. Politicians speak out of both sides of their mouths simultaneously.