What's the difference between a cat and a politician?

A cat will lie your face. A politician will lie your face.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a cow who makes regular milk and a cow who makes chocolate milk?

A mootation

What's the difference between a church bell &amp a church?

A church bell peals from the steeple.

Lie Jokes More Lie Jokes

What was the inscription on the tomb of Frankenstein's monster?

HERE LIES FRANKENSTEIN'S MONSTER. MAY HE REST IN PIECES.

What lies on it's back a hundred feet in the air?

A dead centipede.

Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

Where do you find a birthday present for a cat?

In a cat-alogue!

What do you call it when a cat gets angry?

A hissy fit. ba dum tss.

Face Jokes More Face Jokes

How do you stop a clown from laughing?

Hit it in the face with an axe.

What is Rihanna's favorite song?

I can't feel my face when i'm with you"

Politician Jokes More Politician Jokes

Why do politicians wear neckties?

To keep their foreskin from flopping over their head.

Why are politicians buried 6 feet under?

Because deep down, they're good people.