What's the difference between a cat and a politician?

A cat will lie your face. A politician will lie your face.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between Martin Luther King Day and St. Patrick's Day?

St. Patrick's day everybody wants to be Irish.

What's the difference between 50 Cent and the Ozone Layer?

The Ozone layer doesn't benefit from having holes in them.

Lie Jokes More Lie Jokes

What do you call it when a soldier gets laid?

Tactical Insertion.* What do you call it when a COD player gets laid *Lies.*

How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?

His lips are moving.

Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

What did the cat say when it was wrongfully accused of a crime and sent behind bars?

Let Meowt!!!!"

How many cats sawed in half does it take to change a lightbulb?

Apparently 10 aren't enough :

Face Jokes More Face Jokes

How do you keep a clown from laughing?

Hit him in the face with an axe.

Why did the Face of Bo go to the party by himself?

Because he had no body to go with.

Politician Jokes More Politician Jokes

What's the difference between Politicians and Thieves?

Thief: They steal your money then run Politician: They run and then steal your money

Why do politicians wear neckties?

To keep their foreskin from flopping over their head.