A cat will lie your face. A politician will lie your face.
Life eventually ends.
I don't want to put a repost in my mouth
Keep those maintenance issues quiet. I want lies, frankly. "We're delayed because we're winning a safety award."
Because she sat on Pinocchio's face and told him to start telling lies.
Because it wasn't feline well
Paraffin and matches.
A president has never been blackmailed into treason over a video of him paying to have a Russian garbanzo bean on his face.
A man walks into a bedroom and sees a hot, naked woman lying face-down on the bed. Q: What's his name? A: Willie Turner Q: What's name? A: Betty Will
Both should be changed regularly, and both for the same reason.
It is so cold outside I saw a politician with his hands in his own pockets.
