What's the difference between a cat and a politician?

A cat will lie your face. A politician will lie your face.

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What's the difference between a zoo in Louisiana and a zoo anywhere else?

In Louisiana, next to the plaque with the animal's name, they've got a good recipe.

What's the difference between a hobo on a tricycle and a well dressed man on a bicycle?

A tyre (attire)

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Why has no one invented a device where I can move myself around from place to place while lying in a hammock?

I remember when we used to make stuff in this lazy country!

What's the difference between a hunter and a fisherman?

A hunter lies in wait. A fisherman waits and lies.

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What kinds of jokes do cats play on each other?

Purranks.

What did the cat... Say to the person?

Nothing, because cats don't speak.

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Whats the difference between a Russian garbanzo bean and a Russian chickpea?

A president has never been blackmailed into treason over a video of him paying to have a Russian garbanzo bean on his face.

Why does it take Sarah Palin so long to get ready in the morning?

Because she has two faces.

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What did the politicians say after taking a huge bong hit?

What's Allepo "

What do politicians and diapers have in common?

Both should be changed regularly, and both for the same reason.