What's the difference between a cat and a politician?

A cat will lie your face. A politician will lie your face.

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What's the difference between a dog barking at the front door and a woman screaming at the back door?

If you let the dog in, it will shut up.

What's the difference between a $1000 used car and a Rolls-Royce?

One's a grand car and the other's a grand car

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Why so long face?

Latvian say, "I was thinking of my daughter. She has been lie with soldier for potato feed baby."

Why do dogs turn around three times before lying down?

One good turn deserves another.

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How many dead bodies do I have to leave on the porch before they acknowledge me?

Cats

What movie aspect ratio do cats prefer?

Litterbox.

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What's the difference between a cat and a politician?

A cat will lie your face. A politician will lie your face.

Where have you been?

he asked. "To my mother-in-law's burial." "Then why the scratches on your face " "She kept resisting, that old fart."

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What did the politicians say after taking a huge bong hit?

What's Allepo "

Why do politicians wear neckties?

To keep their foreskin from flopping over their head.