What's the difference between a cat and a politician?

A cat will lie your face. A politician will lie your face.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a Brit and an American?

The Brit got kicked out and the American did the kicking.

What's the difference between St. Patrick's Day and Martin Luther King Day?

Everyone pretends to be Irish on St. Paddy's Day.

Lie Jokes More Lie Jokes

What has four wheels and can't support a family?

A liberal arts major. I lied about the wheels.

Why are YOU afraid?

Doc: I'm not Me: You said you were Doc: I lied. You got a month. HAPPY NOW

Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

What time is it when twenty dogs and one cat get together?

20 after 1.

What do you call a cat that claims it's a lion crossed with a cougar?

A liar.

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Whats the difference between a Russian garbanzo bean and a Russian chickpea?

A president has never been blackmailed into treason over a video of him paying to have a Russian garbanzo bean on his face.

What do you call shooting yourself in the face with jiz?

Homo-cide

Politician Jokes More Politician Jokes

How many politicians does it take to change a lightbulb ?

A: Two. One to change it and another one to change it back again.

What's the most dangerous place in Washington D.C.?

Between a politician and a news camera.