What's the difference between a cat and a politician?

A cat will lie your face. A politician will lie your face.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

How do you tell the difference between an X and Y chromosome?

You pull down its genes.

What's the difference between a new husband and a new dog?

After a year, the dog is still excited to see you.

Lie Jokes More Lie Jokes

Why are women bad at parking?

Because they've been lied to all their lives about how long "8" inches is.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs lying under a pile of leaves?

Russel.

Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

What animal is two animals at the same time?

The Cat: because is a cat and a spider :) ... oh, wait.

What language do cats speak?

Catonese

Face Jokes More Face Jokes

What do jesus and girls have in common?

The expression on their faces when they got nailed.

What's the worst part of getting hit in the face with pie?

It's never ending.

Politician Jokes More Politician Jokes

What do these 2 have in common What does your mum and a politician have in common?

When they scream they make no sense

What's the most dangerous place in Washington D.C.?

Between a politician and a news camera.