What's the difference between a cat and a politician?

A cat will lie your face. A politician will lie your face.

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What's the difference between a cry baby and Dallas Cowboys fans?

Eventually the baby stops crying

What is the difference between Scotland and a pregnant woman?

A pregnant woman is in Labour

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Why are women such bad drivers?

Because they are constantly lied to about what 8" is.

Why are women so bad at parking?

Because they've been lied to about what 8 inches look like their whole lives.

Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

What is the difference between a dog and a cat?

Kevin still doesn't know.

What do you get if you cross a cat with a parrot ?

A carrot !

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How did the blind kid burn the side of his face?

He answered the iron

What is someone who takes drugs?

What is someone who drinks What hit you in the face last night

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How many politicians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

You hold the lightbulb and every politician screws you!

What do sperm and politicians have in common?

About 1 in every 500 or 600 million have a chance at becoming human.