What's the best part about locking your keys in the car at an abortion clinic?

Plenty of coat hangers.

This joke may have profanity.

Previous Random Joke Next

Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What do you call a Mexican whose car has been stolen?

Carlos

How long has your car been doing that?

Me: Hubs: The engine smoking at a stoplight Me: I dont know, I look at my phone at lights.

Good Jokes More Good Jokes

What's the best part about dating a twin?

Nobody can judge you on your age difference.

What's the best part of dating 28 year olds?

There's 20 of them!

Lock Jokes More Lock Jokes

Why do they lock gas station bathrooms?

Are they afraid someone might accidentally clean them

What makes you really cool?

Getting locked inside a walk-in freezer

Plenty Jokes More Plenty Jokes

What's the best joke you know that's kid-safe?

I know plenty of raunchy jokes, but was asked this recently and came up blank

Why does a Canadian with a stutter never run low on batteries?

He always has plenty of double "eh"s, triple "eh"s...

Key Jokes More Key Jokes

What can't I find on the internet?

My keys

How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?

A: Be too drunk to find your keys.

Abortion Clinic Jokes More Abortion Clinic Jokes

Coat Hanger Jokes More Coat Hanger Jokes

What's the worst part about locking your keys in your car, outside of a planned parenthood center?

Having to go inside and ask for a coat-hanger.