What hangs at a man's thigh and wants to poke the hole that it's often poked before?

A key.

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Why did the farmer run through his fields with a steamroller?

Because he wanted mashed potatoes!!!!

Why didn't the motorcycle want to go for a ride?

It was two tired...

Hang Jokes More Hang Jokes

What is the difference between Jesus and a painting?

You only need a nail to hang a painting.

Where do all the funny people hang out at a party?

In the punch line

Hole Jokes More Hole Jokes

Why did kurt pull the trigger?

He couldn't get hole out of his head

What the difference between a black guy and a donut?

One of them already had a hole before the cop saw it

Poke Jokes More Poke Jokes

How do you make a Venetian blind?

Poke him in the eye

How do you get a Charmander and a Metapod on a train?

You poke 'em on.

Man Thigh Jokes More Man Thigh Jokes

What hangs at a man's thigh and wants to poke holes that it's often poked before?

A key.

What hangs at a man's thigh and wants to poke the hole that it's often poked before?

A key.

Key Jokes More Key Jokes

Why do fish always sing off key?

You can't tuna fish.

What's the the key to telling an ISIS joke?

The execution.