What hangs at a man's thigh and wants to poke the hole that it's often poked before?

A key.

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Why was the chessmaster interested in foreign women?

A: He wanted a Czech mate.

Why should you never invite a pig to join your tug-of-war team?

Pigs want to be pulled through the mudhole.

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Why do black people despise environmental studies?

A:Cause they always get hung up on trees.

Where would you find the emo kid at his birthday party?

Just *hanging* out by himself in the bedroom

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What do you get when you shoot a Mexican golfer?

A hole in Juan

What hangs at a man's thigh and wants to poke the hole that it's often poked before?

A key.

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How do you wake a sleeping Lady Gaga?

You poke poke poker face

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Poke 'em on!

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What hangs at a man's thigh and wants to poke the hole that it's often poked before?

A key.

What hangs at a man's thigh and wants to poke holes that it's often poked before?

A key.

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Why was the band late to their gig?

Because the drummer locked himself in the car with the keys.

What hangs at a man's thigh and wants to poke the hole that it's often poked before?

A key.