What hangs at a man's thigh and wants to poke the hole that it's often poked before?

A key.

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Why did the cultists adopt a dead child?

They wanted to raise the dead.

How many sociologists does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but the light bulb has to want to change.

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Where do all the cutest electrons hang out?

A d orbital

Why don't you want to hang out with a dude from Chicago?

Because 'Illinois you!

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What has holes in it, and travels down an alley?

Batman: my parents Riddler: no its a bowling ball! I-im so sorry!

What do you call a boat with a hole?

A sink.

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What hangs at a man's thigh and wants to poke holes that it's often poked before?

A key.

How do you get 50 Pikachus on a bus?

Poke 'em on.

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What hangs at a man's thigh and wants to poke the hole that it's often poked before?

A key.

What hangs at a man's thigh and wants to poke holes that it's often poked before?

A key.

Key Jokes More Key Jokes

What's the worst part about locking your keys in your car, outside of a planned parenthood center?

Having to go inside and ask for a coat-hanger.

What can't I find on the internet?

My keys