What hangs at a man's thigh and wants to poke the hole that it's often poked before?

A key.

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Why did the engineer put a clock under his desk?

A: He wanted to work overtime.

Why did Chris Benoit quit wrestling?

He wanted to hang with his family.

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Why do teenage girls seem to always hang out in odd numbered groups?

Two for me and one for you.

Where does a digital photographer hang his work?

On a jpeg.

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Why does Luigi bring an extra pair of overalls when he golfs?

In case he gets a hole-in-one

Why did the bald guy cut a hole in his pocket?

Because he wanted to run his fingers through his hair.

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How do you get Pikachu on the bus?

Poke 'em on!

What hangs at a man's thigh and wants to poke the hole that it's often poked before?

A key.

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What hangs at a man's thigh and wants to poke the hole that it's often poked before?

A key.

What hangs at a man's thigh and wants to poke holes that it's often poked before?

A key.

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What's the key to finding love?

Rohypnol

What's the key to long lasting Relationships?

Not breaking up