What hangs at a man's thigh and wants to poke the hole that it's often poked before?

A key.

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Why are some musicians so antisocial?

Because all they want is tonics and dominance.

Why did Walt Disney visit a mechanic?

He wanted to get his Car tuned

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How can you tell the difference between the real Jesus and a picture of him?

The picture doesn't scream when you hang it.

Where do Crows hang out on a friday nght?

At a crow bar.

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What's the sharpest thing in the world?

A fart. It goes through your pants without even making a hole.

Why does Luigi bring an extra pair of overalls when he golfs?

In case he gets a hole-in-one

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What hangs at a man's thigh and wants to poke holes that it's often poked before?

A key.

Why have all these complete strangers started to poke around outside my window?

A: They wanna peek-a-chu.

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What hangs at a man's thigh and wants to poke holes that it's often poked before?

A key.

What hangs at a man's thigh and wants to poke the hole that it's often poked before?

A key.

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What hangs at a man's thigh and wants to poke the hole that it's often poked before?

A key.

What key won't let you through any doors?

A turkey.