What hangs at a man's thigh and wants to poke the hole that it's often poked before?

A key.

Previous Random Joke Next
Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why do tigers have stripes?

They don't want to be spotted.

What does a midwestern farmer and a rapper have in common?

They both want to make it rain.

Hang Jokes More Hang Jokes

What did the surfer say to David Carradine?

Hang tight

What did one earring say to the other?

What did one earring say to the other? You go on a head, i'll just hang round 'ere

Hole Jokes More Hole Jokes

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of trousers?

In case he got a hole in one.

What do you call a shooting at a Mexican golf course?

A hole in Juan

Poke Jokes More Poke Jokes

Why have all these complete strangers started to poke around outside my window?

A: They wanna peek-a-chu.

What's worse than a poke in the eye with a hot stick?

Nothing. Trust me.

Man Thigh Jokes More Man Thigh Jokes

What hangs at a man's thigh and wants to poke the hole that it's often poked before?

A key.

What hangs at a man's thigh and wants to poke holes that it's often poked before?

A key.

Key Jokes More Key Jokes

What's the key to finding love?

Rohypnol

Why did everyone bring a quiche to Sean Connery's party?

It was leave your keys at the door.