What hangs at a man's thigh and wants to poke the hole that it's often poked before?

A key.

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What does Asian Matthew Mcconaughey want for dinner?

All rice, all rice, all rice

What's the difference between a 19th century slave and a 21st century unpaid intern?

No, seriously, I want to know.

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What did the racist surfer say when asked about hanging a black man?

Hang ten dude!!

Why is the Mississippi so wide?

Because Mr. Sippi is hung like a horse.

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How do you get out?

You look in the mirror and see what you saw. Take the saw and saw the table in half. Two half's make a whole, go through the hole.

Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants?

In case he got a hole-in-one.

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What hangs at a man's thigh and wants to poke the hole that it's often poked before?

A key.

How does the stork bring babies?

It pokes holes in condoms.

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What hangs at a man's thigh and wants to poke the hole that it's often poked before?

A key.

What hangs at a man's thigh and wants to poke holes that it's often poked before?

A key.

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What can't I find on the internet?

My keys

Why was the band late to their gig?

Because the drummer locked himself in the car with the keys.