Man Thigh Jokes

What hangs at a man's thigh and wants to poke holes that it's often poked before?

A key.

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What hangs at a man's thigh and wants to poke the hole that it's often poked before?

A key.

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Hang Jokes More Hang Jokes

What falls first an apple or a black man?

An apple because the balackman hangs.

Whats red, white, and hangs from a telephone pole?

A dead baby shot out of a snowblower.

Hole Jokes More Hole Jokes

How do you stop your dog digging holes in your garden?

By hiding the shovel in the shed/garage

Whats the distance between hole one and hole two?

She answered "About an inch".

Poke Jokes More Poke Jokes

How do you get a stranger to hop onto a bandwagon?

You poke 'em on.

How do you get Pikachu on the bus?

Poke 'em on!

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why did the internit paint his computer screen in little black and white squares?

He wanted to check his e-mail.

What's the last thing you want to hear from a surgeon dissecting someone?

Oops

Key Jokes More Key Jokes

What's the key to long lasting Relationships?

Not breaking up

Why do fish always sing off key?

You can't tuna fish.