Man Thigh Jokes

What hangs at a man's thigh and wants to poke holes that it's often poked before?

A key.

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What hangs at a man's thigh and wants to poke the hole that it's often poked before?

A key.

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Poke Jokes More Poke Jokes

What hangs at a man's thigh and wants to poke the hole that it's often poked before?

A key.

How do you get a stranger to hop onto a bandwagon?

You poke 'em on.

Hole Jokes More Hole Jokes

Why do mice have a hole in their bottoms?

Because otherwise they would be unable to track movement and move the cursor in the computer screen.

What's the difference between 6 inches and 12 inches?

6 inches makes you day but 12 inches can make your hole weak.

Hang Jokes More Hang Jokes

Why do abcdefghijklmopqrstuvwxy &amp z hate hanging out with the letter n?

Because n always has to be the center of attention.

What did one Christmas ornament say to the other Christmas ornament?

Let's hang.

Key Jokes More Key Jokes

What can't I find on the internet?

My keys

What key do you need to open a banana?

A monkey

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

What did the parrot say when he saw a duck?

Polly want a quacker!

Why did the boy bring a ladder to chorus?

A: He wanted to sing higher!