A key.
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Coffee Mug
Because he crawls in his hole during winter.
Cause they don't want no beef Edit: I'm going to crawl back into my hole now
a Drag Queen
Me: I wanted to see what it's like to pick out bathroom tile with you. See if this is worth it.
It was leave your keys at the door.
Having to go inside and ask for a coat-hanger.
Me: And you're to blame 911: Pardon Me: You give love a bad name 911: I'm hanging up
It only takes one nail to hang up the picture.
A test tickle.
A: They wanna peek-a-chu.