Man Thigh Jokes

What hangs at a man's thigh and wants to poke holes that it's often poked before?

A key.

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What hangs at a man's thigh and wants to poke the hole that it's often poked before?

A key.

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Both want to be real boys

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Why did Jesus get all the ladies?

Because he was hung like this (extends arms to sides)

Why is Jesus happy people hang pictures of him?

It only takes one nail to put him on a wall.

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How do you make a Venetian blind?

Poke him in the eye

How do you get Pikachu on the bus?

Poke 'em on!

Key Jokes More Key Jokes

How do you tell the difference between the staff and the inmates at a psychiatric hospital?

The patients get better and leave. Not everyone of the patients thinks he is God. The staff have the keys!

Why do fish always sing off key?

You can't tuna fish.

Hole Jokes More Hole Jokes

What do you call it when a golfer misses the hole?

Fore-play

Why do some loudspeakers have holes?

For the pleasure of the audiophiles.