Man Thigh Jokes

What hangs at a man's thigh and wants to poke holes that it's often poked before?

A key.

Interactive Joke of the Day Mug

Interactive Joke of the Day Mug

Coffee Mug

What hangs at a man's thigh and wants to poke the hole that it's often poked before?

A key.

You might also enjoy:

Poke Jokes More Poke Jokes

How do you get a stranger to hop onto a bandwagon?

You poke 'em on.

Why have all these complete strangers started to poke around outside my window?

A: They wanna peek-a-chu.

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why should you separate something into 62 parts if you want to make it tiny?

Because sixty-seconds=minute.

What can a yakuza do for living when he doesn't want to hurt people?

tattoo master

Key Jokes More Key Jokes

What can't I find on the internet?

My keys

What are the keys made of?

Me Uhh.. Rhino appears behind me Tell him Kyle

Hang Jokes More Hang Jokes

What do you call a snake that always hangs around its mom?

A momma's boa.

Where does a zookeeper hang his laundry?

On a clothes lion.

Hole Jokes More Hole Jokes

Why did the bald man cut a hole in his pocket?

He wanted to run his fingers through his hair.

Why is morning wood full of holes?

Because the woodpecker.