Why did the bald man cut a hole in his pocket?

He wanted to run his fingers through his hair.

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Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Want to hear a chimney joke?

Got stacks of em! First one's on the house

Whats the difference between an in-law and an outlaw?

One of them is actually wanted!

Hole Jokes More Hole Jokes

How many South Dakotans does it take to go ice fishing?

Four. One to cut the hole in the ice and three to push the boat through.

What did Courtney Love say before she shot Kurt?

Hole is gonna be huge."

Cut Jokes More Cut Jokes

How do Mexicans cut pizza?

Little Caesars (say it out loud)

What did the person say when someone tried to cut off their toes?

I'm lactose intolerant.

Finger Jokes More Finger Jokes

What does my finger and lemon pie have in common?

They both have my rang on them.

What do Bill Cosby and the Little Dutch Boy have in common?

Both were caught with their finger in the dyke.

Hair Jokes More Hair Jokes

Why did (do?

cavemen drag their women by the hair if the dragged them by their feet they'd fill up with mud.

What is logic?

A mute telling a deaf guy that a blind guy saw a paraplegic running behind a bald guy while grabbing his hair.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What brings you to speed dating?

Me: I just ran out of the fancy shampoo my previous GF bought for me.

Why was Cinderella banned from playing sports?

Because she always ran away from the ball &ltp&gt My favorite joke since I was little

Bald Man Jokes More Bald Man Jokes

Why wouldn't the bald man let anyone use his comb?

A: He couldn't part with it.

What does a balding man and a tortoise have in common?

Hare loss.

Pocket Jokes More Pocket Jokes

What did the kangaroo say when her baby was missing?

Help! My pocket's been picked!

Who's there ! Chicken ! Chicken who ?

Chicken your pockets - I think your keys are there !s