He wanted to run his fingers through his hair.
Because he wanted to learn how to make a van go!
Well Mrs Smith said he was a bonny bouncing baby so I wanted to see if he did.
Because otherwise they would be unable to track movement and move the cursor in the computer screen.
In case he got a hole in one.
cut to me filling my car with tomato soup* Me: Um... A fast one.
Guacamole.
nothing!why? would you like it to be very close to each other. You're not a duck!
Because it's soda pressing.
Cause if you dragged them by the feet, they'd fill up with dirt.
A: Because if he dragged her around by the feet she would fill up with dirt.
They're both off and running.
Tsunami Warning
I'll never part with this!
Gee, I'll never part with it!
I've never heard a baby say: "cigarettes,phone and keys alright let's go"
Carry it around in your pocket for a while and it'll be on every selfie you take.
