Why did the bald man cut a hole in his pocket?

He wanted to run his fingers through his hair.

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Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why don't many Greek men move to other countries?

They don't want to leave their brothers behind

What do you want for Christmas?

Me: a dragon! Santa: noo, be realistic Me: a girlfriend Santa: * cough * what color do you want your girlfriend

Hole Jokes More Hole Jokes

How do you know you're golfing with a politician?

When they get a hole-in-one they write down *zero* on the scorecard.

What's red, white, and full of holes?

Helen Keller's face after she tries to use a fork.

Cut Jokes More Cut Jokes

What gets longer the more you cut it at both ends?

A ditch.

What did Tony Abbott do when he heard Denmark had surplus wind power ?

Cut funding for wind power in Australia

Finger Jokes More Finger Jokes

What did Sam say to the young Americans?

Guess where this finger's going."

What's the difference between your finger and a hammer?

I don't know! Well you're not using my computer keyboard then!

Hair Jokes More Hair Jokes

Why do blondes wash their hair in the sink?

That's where you wash all your vegetables!

What do you call it when a brunette dyes her hair blonde?

Brainwashing.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What's faster than a black guy running down the street with your T.V?

His brother holding the VCR.

Why didn't I play in the Woman's world chess championships?

Because I ran

Bald Man Jokes More Bald Man Jokes

What did the bald man say when he got a comb as a gift?

I'll never part with this!

What does a balding man and a tortoise have in common?

Hare loss.

Pocket Jokes More Pocket Jokes

What's it called when you commission someone to make an animated image for your girlfriend but he pockets the money and disappears?

A gf gif gift grift

Why do baby clothes have pockets?

I've never heard a baby say: "cigarettes,phone and keys alright let's go"