Why did the bald man cut a hole in his pocket?

He wanted to run his fingers through his hair.

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Which kind of ink do you put in your computer's printer?

Black Red or Iced Iced Ink Well yes you do but I didn't want to mention it.

How to not get scolded by your parents if you want GTA V?

Mom! I want to play GTA V! Giant Turtles ATTACK V!

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What the difference between a nun in a bathtub & a nurse in the bathtub?

One has soul full of hope & one has a hole full of soap... I'll walk myself out, sorry first post here

Who smashed a hole through the wall?

Everyone in the office stares at me, even the Kool-Aid man

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Why does a Belgian have a knife in his car?

To cut the corners!

What's the difference between an onion and a woman?

I cry when I cut open an onion

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How can you tell if a mechanic went home for lunch?

One of his fingers is clean

Why do bald men cut holes in their pockets?

So they can run their fingers through their hair.

Hair Jokes More Hair Jokes

Why does the moon have no hair?

because it's waxing

Why did cavemen drag their women around by the hair and not the feet?

Because if they drug them by the feet the would have filled with dirt.

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What's the similarity between Nike and the KKK?

They both make black men run faster.

Why did the necromancer fail to meet his quarterly sales goal?

He ran his business on a skeleton crew.

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Why did the bald man go outside ?

To get some fresh hair !

Why wouldn't the bald man let anyone use his comb?

A: He couldn't part with it.

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Why does Mr Tayto carry a phone in his top pocket?

In case Johnny Onion Rings!

What did the kangaroo say when her baby was missing?

Help! My pocket's been picked!