To run their hands through their hair
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Carry it around in your pocket for a while and it'll be on every selfie you take.
Put your hands in its pockets & tickle its balls.
Because he wanted to run his fingers through his hair.
Q: Why do little girls carry goldfish in their pockets? A: To smell like big girls.
A pocket full of shells.
Chicken your pockets - I think your keys are there !s
When you see the programmer's hands are in their pockets.
Because they've no pockets to put things in !
Depends.
Help! My pocket's been picked!
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Lindt choclate.
I've never heard a baby say: "cigarettes,phone and keys alright let's go"
DIP
When you put it in your pocket you double it and when you take it out you find it in creases. -
One empties your pocket. The other makes Hot Pockets.
Because he always kept one foot in his pocket for good luck!
It is so cold outside I saw a politician with his hands in his own pockets.
A gf gif gift grift
I can't believe someone would stoop so low.
Because two halves make a whole (hole) and you could lose your money.
In case Johnny Onion Rings!
He wanted to run his fingers through his hair.
They don't like rich people in Robin's hood
Nothing!
They don't say please when I'm paying. They say, "That'll be $5". I should be able to say, "That'll be a sandwich."
Because of all the sandwiches there.
Lil Caesars
A: an AYE-Phone. (Joke brought to you by a 5 year old)
My Grandma can unlock an iphone.
Ten tickles.
tummy, my X-Men!
Shoot myself
A Selfie!
So they can run their fingers through their hair.
A mute telling a deaf guy that a blind guy saw a paraplegic running behind a bald guy while grabbing his hair.
Cause they run faster than white.
Because no matter what card you cross, and how many, you're bound to start a fire.
