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What's the biggest difference between Intel and AMD?

How they process things.

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Why did AMD release black edition cpu?

Cause they run faster than white.

Why does AMD call having 2 or more cards Crossfire?

Because no matter what card you cross, and how many, you're bound to start a fire.

What's the difference between an Nvidia card and an AMD card?

One empties your pocket. The other makes Hot Pockets.

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South Korea Jokes More South Korea Jokes

Why does everybody like South Korea more than North Korea?

Because North Korea has no Seoul.

Why does James Brown like South Korea?

Because its got Seoul.

Bind Jokes More Bind Jokes

What does Shaggy ask himself when he's in a bind?

What would Scooby doo

Why would Sally sell seashells by the seashore?

There are plenty there that are free. Just walk and you are bound to find at least 40. Idiot

Process Jokes More Process Jokes

What do you call the process of a robot clearing its artificial nose?

An olfactory reset.

What do you call the process of becoming an honorary Asian?

Orientation.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why did the door to door sales man get nervous and run away?

He was selling In-Security Heh yeah i dunno i thought it up in a dream and I'm still half asleep bye

What do you do if you're drunk and you run into your ex wife?

Reverse to make sure.

Intel Jokes More Intel Jokes

What do you call a folder on FBI's servers that contains all the intel on known child molesters?

A Pedo File.

Why can't Intel-based phones enjoy Pokmon Go?

Because Intel Inside.

Seoul Jokes More Seoul Jokes

Why does Kim Jong Un stick out at a black gospel church?

Because he doesn't have Seoul.

What's the difference between South Korean BBQ and American BBQ?

South Korean BBQ has more Seoul

Early Morning Jokes More Early Morning Jokes

What's white and covers the road in the early morning?

Employed people.

Why do bakers start working so early in the morning?

Because they knead dough.

2 Jokes More 2 Jokes

Who is that walking up my driveway?

Anxiety in 3...2...1... knock, knock *sigh* "WAIT A SECOND!" *mumbles* "I need to find pants."

Why do 2 bit gamblers never win at blackjack ?

Because they can only count to 3.