Amd Jokes

What's the biggest difference between Intel and AMD?

How they process things.

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Why did AMD release black edition cpu?

Cause they run faster than white.

Why does AMD call having 2 or more cards Crossfire?

Because no matter what card you cross, and how many, you're bound to start a fire.

What's the difference between an Nvidia card and an AMD card?

One empties your pocket. The other makes Hot Pockets.

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2 Jokes More 2 Jokes

What do you call 2 ducks who walk like, act like, and believe they are geese?

A paradux

Why can't America play chess?

They are missing 2 towers

Seoul Jokes More Seoul Jokes

Why was the pilot flying circles over South Korea?

He was Seoul searching.

What's the problem with North Korea?

It has no Seoul!!

Intel Jokes More Intel Jokes

What's another name for the "Intel Inside" sticker they put on Pentiums?

A: The warning label.

What do you call a folder on FBI's servers that contains all the intel on known child molesters?

A Pedo File.

Crossfire Jokes More Crossfire Jokes

Why does AMD call having 2 or more cards Crossfire?

Because no matter what card you cross, and how many, you're bound to start a fire.

What's a KKK member's favorite car?

A crossfire.

North Korea Jokes More North Korea Jokes

What's the leader of north korea's wife wear when she's not in the mood?

a Kimono

What's the best thing about North Korea?

The traffic.

Cause Jokes More Cause Jokes

Why did the train go left?

Cause it couldn't get on the right track. I made that joke when I was little and remembered it today, might as well post it.

Why can't Michael Jackson drive backwards in a car?

Cause he's dead.

Release Jokes More Release Jokes

Why is #Windows10 releasing before nine?

because 7 8 9

Why did the aquarium have an existential crisis when the dolphins were released to the wild?

It lost its porpoise.

Thought Jokes More Thought Jokes

What did the blanket say when he fell off the bed?

Aw sheet! One of my favorite, cheesiest jokes of all time. Thought it would be a good first post to Reddit!

What thoughts do Blondes have after reading these jokes?

A: None as usual... and they most likely didn't understand them either.