Amd Jokes

What's the biggest difference between Intel and AMD?

How they process things.

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Why did AMD release black edition cpu?

Cause they run faster than white.

Why does AMD call having 2 or more cards Crossfire?

Because no matter what card you cross, and how many, you're bound to start a fire.

What's the difference between an Nvidia card and an AMD card?

One empties your pocket. The other makes Hot Pockets.

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Release Jokes More Release Jokes

What happened in France?

Did they release a GTA Go

What's the final product Steve Jobs released?

The iDied

South Korea Jokes More South Korea Jokes

Why was the pilot flying circles over South Korea?

He was Seoul searching.

Why does everybody like South Korea more than North Korea?

Because North Korea has no Seoul.

Seoul Jokes More Seoul Jokes

What does Kim Jong-un have in common with gingers?

No Seoul.

What's the problem with North Korea?

It has no Seoul!!

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross a bee with a quarter of a pound of ground beef?

A humburger.

What do you get if you cross a phone with a rooster?

A wake-up call!

Hot Pocket Jokes More Hot Pocket Jokes

What's the difference between an Nvidia card and an AMD card?

One empties your pocket. The other makes Hot Pockets.

When lesbians get married, which one makes the sandwiches?

Neither! Everyone knows they prefer hot pockets

Thing Jokes More Thing Jokes

What is the only thing on earth that goes "ha ha" on a Monday?

A bit late, but.... A blonde who heard a joke on Friday.

Why do thieves have such a hard time understanding sarcasm?

They take things literally

Cause Jokes More Cause Jokes

Why can't the bishop walk straight?

Cause he can only move diagonally

What's the same with 9/11 and Goliath and the giant?

They were both caused by a message from god.

Wait Jokes More Wait Jokes

What's the difference between a drunk driver, and a stoned driver?

The drunk driver will drive right through a stop sign. The stoned driver will stop and wait for it to turn green.

When dad Waits to see you on thanks giving Son:We just Ate Dad:OK so you can be here at 5?

Son:We'll see Son:how does the turkey smell Dad : I guess through its Beak