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What's the biggest difference between Intel and AMD?

How they process things.

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Why did AMD release black edition cpu?

Cause they run faster than white.

Why does AMD call having 2 or more cards Crossfire?

Because no matter what card you cross, and how many, you're bound to start a fire.

What's the difference between an Nvidia card and an AMD card?

One empties your pocket. The other makes Hot Pockets.

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Process Jokes More Process Jokes

How does Sherlock Holmes go to the bathroom?

OC By process of elimination.

What do we call the process which usually happens after a company deliberately sells a misleading product to its customers?

DLC.

Pocket Jokes More Pocket Jokes

What did Zach De La Rocha bring home from the beach?

A pocket full of shells.

What did the police officer say to the midget complaining that someone picked his pocket?

I can't believe someone would stoop so low.

Big Difference Jokes More Big Difference Jokes

What are the two biggest differences between an alligator and a crocodile?

The spelling and pronunciation.

What's the biggest difference between an oral and rectal thermometer?

The taste.

Wait Jokes More Wait Jokes

How do you know if a redditor gave money to Bernie Sanders?

Just wait 5 minutes. They'll post about it.

How long are you supposed to wait to return a boy's call?

This IRS guy sounded pretty into me

Card Jokes More Card Jokes

Why couldn't the pirate play cards?

A: Because he was sitting on the deck !

Which big cat should you never play cards with ?

A cheetah !

Intel Jokes More Intel Jokes

Why didn't Intel call the Pentium the 586?

A: Because they added 486 and 100 on the first Pentium and got 585.999983605.

What's the biggest difference between Intel and AMD?

How they process things.

Cause Jokes More Cause Jokes

What's the same with 9/11 and Goliath and the giant?

They were both caused by a message from god.

Why do they call old people 'frogs' in Florida?

Cause they all go there to croak!

North Korea Jokes More North Korea Jokes

What's the leader of north korea's wife wear when she's not in the mood?

a Kimono

Why did North Korea lose Internet?

Because they switched to Comcast.