Because they can only count to 3.
I can tell after like 2 questions if its a wolf or my nana
3's enough. Here's 2." and gives him 1.
America.
Wrong, Batman always wins.   Yes, I do have the sense of humor of a 5 year old.
A sleepover at Michael Jacksons house
A 3 legged cow
Math teachers, because every student counts.
A Khalculator