Why do 2 bit gamblers never win at blackjack ?

Because they can only count to 3.

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What do you call 2 black people on a bunk bed?

An Oreo

What do you call 2 crackers arguing?

White noise.

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What does Jerry Jones do after winning the Super Bowl?

Gives the X Box back to grandkids

Which art piece won the Texas Muhammad cartoon contest?

Two chalk outlines.

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How many Sayians does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But it'll take 3 episodes, and Krillin dies.

What instant coffee and Sasha Grey have in common?

3 in 1

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How many lazy people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Count for yourself...

Why can't Jamaicans count to 10?

Because there's a *tree* in the way!