Why do 2 bit gamblers never win at blackjack ?

Because they can only count to 3.

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What kind of fish is made of two sodium atoms?

2 Na!

What do you call 2 Mexicans in a boat with a case of beer?

A pinat

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When do you REALLY know you need to break up with you GF?

When she starts winning arguments with you inner-voice.

Why can no one win at the Bangkok Olympics ?

Because it's always a THAI game.

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What are the most racist jokes you know?

There were 3 car accidents in Mexico 70 people died. What do you call a bunch of black people in a swimming pool? Coco puffs.

What 3 candies do you find in school?

Redhots, DumDums, and smarties.

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What do you call the Lord Commander of the Night's Watch voting?

Counting Crows

How many chicken does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Still counting. Those darned birds can't seem to cross the road to get over here to screw in the light bulb.