Why do 2 bit gamblers never win at blackjack ?

Because they can only count to 3.

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How many Arabs does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

1.. 2.. 3.. BOOM

What do you call an essay in a flash drive???

who wants 2 try?

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What's better than winning the Special Olympics?

Not being retarded.

Why is religion like mobile gaming?

Free-to-pray, pray-to-win.

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Where do people go when they die?

Me: Heaven. 3: I don't want to go there. Me: Why not 3: It's full of dead people.

What 3 candies do you find in school?

Redhots, DumDums, and smarties.

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What kind of ant can count?

An account*ant*.

How can you tell what rank a Russian soldier is?

Count the stripes on his track pants.