Who wins the election?

America.

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How do you win a Scandinavian race?

By crossing the Finnish line!

What has four legs and goes meow?

A crocodile. -You won !"

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Why does Mexico do so poorly in the Olympics?

Because everybody who can run, jump, or swim is already in America.

Why don't you hear any knock knock jokes about America?

Because freedom rings.

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What do you call someone who lost an election by 2 million votes?

Mr. President.

How was the election rigged?

Through the Electoral College.