Who wins the election?

America.

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How do you win a small fortune in Las Vegas?

By spending a large fortune.

Who would win in a fight, Michael J. Fox or Taylor Swift?

Michael J. Fox he would just shake it off.

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Why are there no knock knock jokes about America?

Because freedom rings.

Why aren't eagles allowed to be sick in america?

Because that would be illeagle

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Why won't anti vaxers ever win an election?

All their supporters are home with sick kids

What did the Mtis people think of the look on Stephen Harper's face when he lost the election?

They though it was Riel funny!