Who wins the election?

America.

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Why is religion like mobile gaming?

Free-to-pray, pray-to-win.

What do cubs fans do after they win the world series?

They turn off their Xbox.

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Why does Martin Luther King like jam?

Because God bless America

Why does Mexico rarely wins medals at the olympic games?

All the ones who can run/swim/jump already made it to America.

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Why does Bernie know he'll win the elections?

Because his good friend Nostradamus told him he would.

Why doesn't Japan have elections?

I dunno but it's probably the reason for their low birth rates.