Who wins the election?

America.

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How did the group of 4 dogs win the golf tournament?

They combined for 16 paws.

Why don't you want to win an award for Best Feline Sphincter?

Because it's a catastrophe :-) Yeah, ok, I'll be going now. EDIT: removed explanation.

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What's the difference between America and a bottle of milk?

In 200 years the milk will have developed a culture.

What part of America can't sell full sized soft drinks?

Minnesota.

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Who wins the election?

America.

Why doesn't Japan have elections?

I dunno but it's probably the reason for their low birth rates.