Who wins the election?

America.

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What do Philadelphia Eagles fans do after they win the superbowl?

Turn of madden and go to bed. (I'm an eagles fan)

Where the hell did you get?

the barkeep asks. "I won it, playing cards", says the pig.

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Why are high end clocks designed and made in Switzerland?

As they don't get arrested for doing their job as they do in America!

Why can't America ever win a chess tournament?

Because they're missing two towers

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Why couldn't Hillary win the election?

Women only win .7 votes for every one a man wins.

Why won't anti vaxers ever win an election?

All their supporters are home with sick kids