Who wins the election?

America.

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Why did a scientist disconnect his doorbell?

because he wanted to win the No-bell prize!! Sorry, I ll walk out

Why was the boy unhappy to win the prize for the best costume at the Halloween party?

Because he just came to pick up his little sister.

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Why do Chinese tourists get disappointed when they visit America?

Because when they buy souvenirs they find out they were made in China.

Why are there no knock knock jokes about America?

Because freedom rings.

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How do you know Putin's doing well this election?

He's taking over the Poles.

Why isn't there democracy in North Korea?

Because everytime they try to pronounce "election" everyone starts to giggle