Through the Electoral College.
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Orange is the new Black
All their supporters are home with sick kids
The US elections.
Neither can achieve an election
By having people believe that you've won an election.
Because 12 year olds can't vote. Edit: I'm actually somewhat of a Bernie supporter, I'm just joking about how he has a lot of youth backing him.
I dunno but it's probably the reason for their low birth rates.
News of the elections is getting old.
They though it was Riel funny!
He was able to stirrup some controversy about his opponent with his effective smear campaign.
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Because everytime they try to pronounce "election" everyone starts to giggle
It takes four years to get an election.
Because they are taken to the hospital if the election lasts more than 4 hours
No one knows! The results were stolen from the Politburo just last night!
When they wake up every morning.
America.
Because his good friend Nostradamus told him he would.
They have a polar pole poll.
Voting machines aren't hackable.
By watching corn!
She deleted that email.
A civil war
He's taking over the Poles.
Pardon me"
Women only win .7 votes for every one a man wins.
Mr. President.
Horses
An Ethiopian chicken
Candidate: ... *Realises stupid question & thinks of cover up M: It's a trick question. You're hired!
Oh god, a caucus!" cuz he has a new england accent
The seal replies, "Anything but Canadian Club."
God: *sigh* Fine. Mouths. But they'll talk. A lot.
Well.. You know what they say about big feet.
Close the door and go to .
Don't blow it
They both blew it.
Because supporters of other candidates are out working or voting.
With the NHL season getting started tonight. I am wondering what are you best jokes making fun off sports teams. All Sports (Baseball,hockey,football, soccer etc).
Namaste home tonight.
Not being in the Paralympics
Boy: Hello? I need your help! 911: Alright, What is it? Boy: Two girls are fighting over me! 911: So what's your emergency? Boy: The ugly one is winning.