Through the Electoral College.
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Orange is the new Black
All their supporters are home with sick kids
The US elections.
Neither can achieve an election
By having people believe that you've won an election.
Because 12 year olds can't vote. Edit: I'm actually somewhat of a Bernie supporter, I'm just joking about how he has a lot of youth backing him.
I dunno but it's probably the reason for their low birth rates.
News of the elections is getting old.
They though it was Riel funny!
He was able to stirrup some controversy about his opponent with his effective smear campaign.
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Because everytime they try to pronounce "election" everyone starts to giggle
It takes four years to get an election.
Because they are taken to the hospital if the election lasts more than 4 hours
No one knows! The results were stolen from the Politburo just last night!
When they wake up every morning.
America.
Because his good friend Nostradamus told him he would.
They have a polar pole poll.
Voting machines aren't hackable.
By watching corn!
She deleted that email.
A civil war
He's taking over the Poles.
Pardon me"
Women only win .7 votes for every one a man wins.
Mr. President.
Like Crap or Feces (its the same) WHY Because its Ca=Ca (equal sign is a double bond)
On the Origin of Feces*
By the vote of the Erectional College...
Garbage gets thrown out.
I'm not sure, but Oklahoma's is OK.
Dead parents
Candidate: ... *Realises stupid question & thinks of cover up M: It's a trick question. You're hired!
There's only two candidates, and nobody wants either of them to win!
Only one. They just hold it still and wait for the world to revolve around them.
Because he wanted the worst cellphone service in the world.
They both got their backdoors smashed in before being dumped in the sea
About four beers
A dog that will run to the shop to get your paper and bring back last weeks paper !
Rigged, for her pleasure."
