Through the Electoral College.
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Orange is the new Black
All their supporters are home with sick kids
The US elections.
Neither can achieve an election
By having people believe that you've won an election.
Because 12 year olds can't vote. Edit: I'm actually somewhat of a Bernie supporter, I'm just joking about how he has a lot of youth backing him.
I dunno but it's probably the reason for their low birth rates.
News of the elections is getting old.
They though it was Riel funny!
He was able to stirrup some controversy about his opponent with his effective smear campaign.
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Because everytime they try to pronounce "election" everyone starts to giggle
It takes four years to get an election.
Because they are taken to the hospital if the election lasts more than 4 hours
No one knows! The results were stolen from the Politburo just last night!
When they wake up every morning.
America.
Because his good friend Nostradamus told him he would.
They have a polar pole poll.
Voting machines aren't hackable.
By watching corn!
She deleted that email.
A civil war
He's taking over the Poles.
Pardon me"
Women only win .7 votes for every one a man wins.
Mr. President.
A hot rod. NOTE: When I was about 5, I thought this was the funniest joke on earth.
Not nearly as long as it would take to travel around your mom.
Barbecue tonight!"
Credit to Steve Higgins from The Tonight Show.
General Motors, General Electric, and General Dynamics.
Everything gets recycled.
The back of her head.
Wax off
Netflix and chili
The current US presidential election
My life. My entire goddamned life.
Screw it. EDIT: has a better answer lol
I am not a crook!"
Because he had a crook in his neck.
