They though it was Riel funny!
Stop Dad, you're crushing me smokes!
I quit because I wanted a career with a bright future." Sir, this is McDonald's.
F1 driver doesn't think he's a cab driver
Countdown This was a joke I heard on TV some time ago ... Thought it was worth a share.
Last time they saw a flash it destroyed their country
Normal day at the office, when one guy notices his coworker distraught. He goes over to his cubicle and sees him looking for something on the floor. They spend half an hour looking for it, when the guy starts picking his nose:
Because his good friend Nostradamus told him he would.
Through the Electoral College.
One likes pipelines, and the other likes pipes lines.