What's the difference between Stephen Harper and Rob Ford?

One likes pipelines, and the other likes pipes lines.

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What the difference between a nun in a bathtub & a nurse in the bathtub?

One has soul full of hope & one has a hole full of soap... I'll walk myself out, sorry first post here

How do you tell the difference between a chemist and a plumber?

Ask them to say the word, "unionized".

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Why doesn't Waldo wear stripes?

He doesn't like to be spotted

How do you like your eggs?

Fried, scrambled, or fertilized?

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How do you stop the government from making a pipeline across your land?

You Sioux them.

What's the difference between Stephen Harper and Rob Ford?

One likes pipelines, and the other likes pipes lines.

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What did the Mtis people think of the look on Stephen Harper's face when he lost the election?

They though it was Riel funny!

How much of the First Nations vote did Stephen Harper get?

Nunavut.