What's the difference between Stephen Harper and Rob Ford?

One likes pipelines, and the other likes pipes lines.

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What's the difference between Stephen Harper and Rob Ford?

One likes pipelines, and the other likes pipes lines.

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You Sioux them.

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Why is stephen harper a bad stripper?

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What's the difference between Stephen Harper and Rob Ford?

One likes pipelines, and the other likes pipes lines.