Pipeline Jokes

How do you stop the government from making a pipeline across your land?

You Sioux them.

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What's the difference between Stephen Harper and Rob Ford?

One likes pipelines, and the other likes pipes lines.

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How much of the First Nations vote did Stephen Harper get?

Nunavut.

What did the Metis people think of the look on Stephen Harper's face when he lost the election?

They though it was Riel funny!

Sioux Jokes More Sioux Jokes

Who is second in command in the kitchen at a Native American owned restaurant?

The Sioux chef

How do you stop the government from making a pipeline across your land?

You Sioux them.

Land Jokes More Land Jokes

What happens when you sing a country music song backwards?

You get your wife, truck, and land back.

What's North America's most famous red wine?

Give back our land!

Like Jokes More Like Jokes

What kind of protozoa likes Halloween?

An amoeboo!

Why did the man quit his job at the helium gas factory?

He didn't like being spoken to in that voice

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a 1950s mental asylum and my fridge?

One's filled with fruits and vegetables, the other's my fridge.

What's The Difference Between Larry Hogan And An Iraqi Child?

Larry Hogan gets back from the hospital.

Government Jokes More Government Jokes

Why is everyone mad at Kim Davis?

Nobody in the government does their job.

What's the difference between the government and the Mafia?

A: One of them is organized.

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

How do you stop your laptop batteries from running out?

Hide their trainers.

Why did the lone dolphin stop swimming?

He didn't see a porpoise...