Pipeline Jokes

How do you stop the government from making a pipeline across your land?

You Sioux them.

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What's the difference between Stephen Harper and Rob Ford?

One likes pipelines, and the other likes pipes lines.

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Like Jokes More Like Jokes

Why did the mermaid wear sea shells?

Cause she was too big for B- shells! (my 6 year old niece likes to tell this joke)

Why doesn't Batman like going to Robin's house?

They don't like rich people in Robin's hood

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a man in plain clothes riding a unicycle and a man in a tuxedo riding a bike?

Attire

What's the difference between a Porsche and a porcupine?

The pricks are on the outside of a porcupine.

Government Jokes More Government Jokes

What do you call a snake that works in the government?

A civil serpent

Why is everyone mad at Kim Davis?

Nobody in the government does their job.

Stephen Harper Jokes More Stephen Harper Jokes

What's the difference between Stephen Harper and Rob Ford?

One likes pipelines, and the other likes pipes lines.

How much of the First Nations vote did Stephen Harper get?

Nunavut.

Sioux Jokes More Sioux Jokes

Who is second in command in the kitchen at a Native American owned restaurant?

The Sioux chef

How do you stop the government from making a pipeline across your land?

You Sioux them.

Land Jokes More Land Jokes

Why do scuba divers fall backwards off the boat?

Because if they fell forward, they would land in the boat!

What's the difference between a Pilot and a jet engine?

A jet engine stops whining after it lands

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

What made the orange stop suddenly?

It just ran out of juice.

What made the world stop being Blue?

The new softcap limits