Pipeline Jokes

How do you stop the government from making a pipeline across your land?

You Sioux them.

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What's the difference between Stephen Harper and Rob Ford?

One likes pipelines, and the other likes pipes lines.

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How many NRA members does it take to stop a 6-year-old paraplegic from stealing a candy bar?

Nobody knows - they usually lose count at 800 rounds.

What lands first?

The leaf, a rope stopped the emo.

Land Jokes More Land Jokes

Who's there ! Athena ! Athena who ?

Athena reindeer landing on your roof !

How can you tell if a cat is blonde?

A: No matter what height you drop it from it always lands on its head.

Sioux Jokes More Sioux Jokes

Who is second in command in the kitchen at a Native American owned restaurant?

The Sioux chef

How do you stop the government from making a pipeline across your land?

You Sioux them.

Stephen Harper Jokes More Stephen Harper Jokes

How much of the First Nations vote did Stephen Harper get?

Nunavut.

What's the difference between Stephen Harper and Rob Ford?

One likes pipelines, and the other likes pipes lines.

Government Jokes More Government Jokes

What does 9/11 and owning CP have in common?

The government will watch you for the next 15+ years

What do you call the 'n' in government?

CryptoN Only few will get this

Like Jokes More Like Jokes

What does Spiderman like to get high on?

Mary Jane

What would you like?

ME:What would YOU like W:Excuse me M:No one ever asks you, do they W:*tearing up* No.. they don't. Thank you.

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

Why did the philanthropist learn how to subtract?

Because he wanted to make a difference. My first original, time for open mic!

What's the difference between the Earth and my sock?

The Earth's crust is on the outside.