Pipeline Jokes

How do you stop the government from making a pipeline across your land?

You Sioux them.

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What's the difference between Stephen Harper and Rob Ford?

One likes pipelines, and the other likes pipes lines.

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Stephen Harper Jokes More Stephen Harper Jokes

What's the difference between Stephen Harper and Rob Ford?

One likes pipelines, and the other likes pipes lines.

What did the Mtis people think of the look on Stephen Harper's face when he lost the election?

They though it was Riel funny!

Government Jokes More Government Jokes

Why do you call the US government when a blizzard of secret information gets released?

They're snowed-en!

What if the Government invented cheese to distract us from reality?

gets arrested*

Like Jokes More Like Jokes

Why don't blondes like to make Kool-Aid?

They can't get eight cups of water into that little packet.

What does Spiderman like to get high on?

Mary Jane

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

What Is Bluetooth ?

When your toothbrush stops working mid brushing

Why did the people's phones stop working on the plane's that crashed into the twin towers?

They were in airplane mode. (I'm so sorry)

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between Bernie Sanders and a free lunch?

Bernie Sanders exists.

What's the difference between the Friendzone and the Endzone?

Unlike football, you'll never get to spike it in the Friendzone.

Sioux Jokes More Sioux Jokes

How do you stop the government from making a pipeline across your land?

You Sioux them.

Who is second in command in the kitchen at a Native American owned restaurant?

The Sioux chef

Land Jokes More Land Jokes

What's the difference between New York City and the Land of Mordor?

Two Towers.

How does a Range Rover Evoque look after landing on it's roof?

Exactly the same.