Sioux Jokes

How do you stop the government from making a pipeline across your land?

You Sioux them.

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Who is second in command in the kitchen at a Native American owned restaurant?

The Sioux chef

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Cook Jokes More Cook Jokes

What My Friend Said Once They Discovered The Existence of Gravitational Waves?

Friend: Good, now they will make microwaves that cook my chicken fingers faster. Say what now

How do they cook a turkey in Russia?

They nuke it. OR In Soviet Russia, Turkey fires you!

Pipeline Jokes More Pipeline Jokes

What's the difference between Stephen Harper and Rob Ford?

One likes pipelines, and the other likes pipes lines.

How do you stop the government from making a pipeline across your land?

You Sioux them.

Strip Jokes More Strip Jokes

What's the difference between a magic show and a strip show?

A magic show is full of

What do a chop shop and a desperate actress have in common?

They both strip for parts!

Native American Jokes More Native American Jokes

How do you get into a Native American restaurant?

OC You make a reservation

What do you call a delicacy made by stripping the skin off of a Native American and cooking it?

A Sioux Flay

Second Jokes More Second Jokes

What do a Catholic Priest and second place have in common?

They both came in a little behind.

What do you call it when you build a second portal on minecraft?

Anether(another) Nether

Skin Jokes More Skin Jokes

What does a pig use for his skin?

Oinkment.

What do you call a delicacy made by stripping the skin off of a Native American and cooking it?

A Sioux Flay

Kitchen Jokes More Kitchen Jokes

What do you do when you hear a woman got hit by a car?

Wonder how the hell a car got into the kitchen

What have you done wrong if the wife keep complaining when you try to watch TV in the living room?

You made the chain too long in the kitchen.

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

What's the difference between Santa and Justin Beiber?

Santa stops at 3 Ho's

How do you stop a French tank?

A: Shoot the guy that's pushing it!