Sioux Jokes

How do you stop the government from making a pipeline across your land?

You Sioux them.

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Who is second in command in the kitchen at a Native American owned restaurant?

The Sioux chef

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Land Jokes More Land Jokes

What does a cat say when it lands on it's back?

Me. Ow.

What does a dancing piece of land in the middle of nowhere?

Plot twisting!

Government Jokes More Government Jokes

What do you call a chicken takeover of the government?

A coop.

What did the guitars do when they were unhappy with their government?

Formed a coustic d'tat

Kitchen Jokes More Kitchen Jokes

How many women does it take to play tennis?

You can't play tennis in the kitchen

Who's fault is it?

The truck's fault. What was it doing in the kitchen?

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

What about over there?

she said. "I can't," I replied, "It says between 1 and 9 only." "Well, why is that stopping you " "I'm 23."

Why did they have to stop playing water-polo in Poland?

All the horses drowned

Strip Jokes More Strip Jokes

Where do you get bare minerals from?

A strip mine

What's the difference between a magic show and a strip show?

A magic show is full of

Native American Jokes More Native American Jokes

Why did the Native American curse the snow?

Because it was white and on his land!

What do you call it when you second guess your decision to book a stay at a Native American resort?

A reservation reservation reservation. Credit to Brian Regan, this is my favorite joke of his!

Pipeline Jokes More Pipeline Jokes

What's the difference between Stephen Harper and Rob Ford?

One likes pipelines, and the other likes pipes lines.

How do you stop the government from making a pipeline across your land?

You Sioux them.

Skin Jokes More Skin Jokes

What's the difference between a tropical beach and a priest?

One gets sun on your skin and the other gets skin on your son.

Which shampoo is that?

My Boss: This is inappropriate Me: Your skin is so... My Boss:*Turns off shower* OUT!