Sioux Jokes

How do you stop the government from making a pipeline across your land?

You Sioux them.

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Who is second in command in the kitchen at a Native American owned restaurant?

The Sioux chef

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Kitchen Jokes More Kitchen Jokes

What do you get when you throw a grenade into a kitchen in France?

Linoleum blown apart

Why are women terrible drivers?

Because making sandwiches behind the wheel is a lot harder than making them in the kitchen.

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

What did the field say to the farmer with no crops?

Stop fallowing me!

When do ghosts have to stop scaring people?

When they lose their haunting licenses.

Second Jokes More Second Jokes

How many seconds are there in a year?

Twelve

What is the difference between me and being artistic?

The second letter.

Native American Jokes More Native American Jokes

What's the difference between a Native American and a white baby?

A voice.

Why did the Native American quit his desk job at the Marriot?

He didn't like dealing with reservations.

Command Jokes More Command Jokes

What is the difference between Ironman and Ironwoman?

Ironman is a superhero, Ironwoman is a command.

What does a clever sentry on guard duty say when he wakes up to see his commanding officer standing over him?

Amen

Government Jokes More Government Jokes

What kind of cancer always stands by the government?

Pro-state cancer.

What do you call a government consisted of burglars?

A thiefdom.

Skin Jokes More Skin Jokes

What is the skin on you forearm called?

Foreskin. Budam tss

What do you call a cat that has boils on its skin and can't feel it's toes?

A leperd

Strip Jokes More Strip Jokes

Where do you get bare minerals from?

A strip mine

What do you call a delicacy made by stripping the skin off of a Native American and cooking it?

A Sioux Flay