Strip Jokes

What does the chicken do to get through college?

She strips.

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What do a chop shop and a desperate actress have in common?

They both strip for parts!

What's the difference between a magic show and a strip show?

A magic show is full of

What do you call a delicacy made by stripping the skin off of a Native American and cooking it?

A Sioux Flay

Where do you get bare minerals from?

A strip mine

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What do you get when you cross an apple with a Christmas tree?

A pear. P.s. got this joke in a cracker. If anybody gets it can you please explain it. My family is stumped.

Why didn't Stalin look both ways before he crossed the road?

He was rushin'

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Where do chicken strips find love?

Chicken tinder Thank you, to Popeye's Louisiana Kitchen's official Instagram for this gem

How can you tell a redneck has got money?

He gems out his dip cup

Mercedes Benz Jokes More Mercedes Benz Jokes

What's the difference between a porcupine and a Mercedes Benz?

The porcupine's pricks are on the outside.

Why was the Mercedes Benz on sales?

Because they've removed 6 rows of yellow LED strips...

Mobius Jokes More Mobius Jokes

Why shouldn't you ever have an argument with Mobius?

Because they're always so one sided!

Why do Mobius strips make such bad politicians?

They can be rather one-sided.

West Bank Jokes More West Bank Jokes

Where do terrorists store their money?

In the West Bank

What do Israeli soldiers do when they get bored?

A: They go over to the West Bank & the Gaza Strip and get stoned.

6 Jokes More 6 Jokes

What's the difference between a 6 month old and a 20 year old?

About 6 garbage bags and 30 gallons of formaldehyde.

Why does 7 make 6 nervous?

7 is his plus one, but she's bigger than he is.

Stone Jokes More Stone Jokes

Why did Medusa order pizza?

Her boyfriend was stoned.

Why do people call their weed the Koran?

Because if your burn it, it gets you stoned

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why didn't the lesbian cross the road?

She didn't have the balls to do it

Why did the zombie cross the road?

To get his guts back. My three year old made that one up, I though it was pretty good :)