Strip Jokes

What does the chicken do to get through college?

She strips.

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What do a chop shop and a desperate actress have in common?

They both strip for parts!

What's the difference between a magic show and a strip show?

A magic show is full of

What do you call a delicacy made by stripping the skin off of a Native American and cooking it?

A Sioux Flay

Where do you get bare minerals from?

A strip mine

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What do you call Quicksilver when he's duct taping people's mouths?

A running gag.

How do you suffocate a redneck?

Tape his mouth shut.

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What do Mexican midgets use to cut pizza?

Little Caesars

What do dwarves use to cut their pizza?

Little Caesars

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What do you get when you cross a cow with a trampoline?

A milkshake!

Why did italy cross the road?

To switch sides

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What did the Reddit admins do for Christmas?

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What do women in the Middle East and Millennials have in common?

If they go to college, they'll probably get stoned.

Why were all Roman buildings made of stone?

They crucified the carpenter.

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How can you tell a redneck has got money?

He gems out his dip cup

Where do chicken strips find love?

Chicken tinder Thank you, to Popeye's Louisiana Kitchen's official Instagram for this gem

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Why did chicken cross the road?

Because Intermediate value theorem

What did a lesbian frog tell another lesbian frog?

Damm, we do taste like chicken!

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How do you get a Canadian to quit smoking cigarets?

You ask him politely.

What does a retired Olympic sprinter have in common with Bernie Sanders?

He quit running.