Strip Jokes

What does the chicken do to get through college?

She strips.

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What do a chop shop and a desperate actress have in common?

They both strip for parts!

What's the difference between a magic show and a strip show?

A magic show is full of

What do you call a delicacy made by stripping the skin off of a Native American and cooking it?

A Sioux Flay

Where do you get bare minerals from?

A strip mine

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What is your opinion on women making 75% of a man's wages for the same job?

I said "Congratulations!!!"

What do you call a Muslim woman with an opinion?

A corpse.

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What would you find on a German fire truck?

Ladder-hosen

What do you find in an alley that has holes in it?

M-my parents " "No! A bowling ball! I'm so sorry..."

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

How's a Mexican like a cue ball?

The harder you hit it the more English it picks up!

How long does it take a group of Mexicans to build a building?

Oh look, they're done.

Chicken Tinder Jokes More Chicken Tinder Jokes

Where do chicken strips find love?

Chicken tinder Thank you, to Popeye's Louisiana Kitchen's official Instagram for this gem

What app do nervous ppl order on dates?

Chicken Tinders.

Kfc Jokes More Kfc Jokes

What does popcorn and KFC have in common?

Greasy, old kernals

How did the headless chicken cross the road?

In a KFC bucket.

Stone Jokes More Stone Jokes

Why do marble statues look so mean?

A: They have hearts of stone.

What happens when you smoke weed in Saudi Arabia?

You get stoned.

Instagram Jokes More Instagram Jokes

What about Instagram?

Instagramicide IGicide Instacide Gramicide Instadead Instagone

How much does a hipster weigh?

An Instagram.

College Jokes More College Jokes

What did the buffalo say to his kid when he went off to college?

Bye, son."

Where did Michael Jackson go to college?

BringemYoung University