Strip Jokes

What does the chicken do to get through college?

She strips.

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What do a chop shop and a desperate actress have in common?

They both strip for parts!

What's the difference between a magic show and a strip show?

A magic show is full of

What do you call a delicacy made by stripping the skin off of a Native American and cooking it?

A Sioux Flay

Where do you get bare minerals from?

A strip mine

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Why do cows have bells?

Because there horns don't work

Why was the mathematician late for work?

He took the rhombus.

Kfc Jokes More Kfc Jokes

What's the difference between an Art major and a guy who mops bathrooms at KFC?

One has a job.

Whats is long and black?

The line to KFC

College Jokes More College Jokes

Why didn't Jesus get into college?

Because he got nailed on the boards.

Which fraternity was George Lucas in during College?

Psi Phi.

Chicken Tinder Jokes More Chicken Tinder Jokes

What app do nervous ppl order on dates?

Chicken Tinders.

Where do chicken strips find love?

Chicken tinder Thank you, to Popeye's Louisiana Kitchen's official Instagram for this gem

Mobius Jokes More Mobius Jokes

Why do Mobius strips make such bad politicians?

They can be rather one-sided.

Why did the chicken cross the Mobius strip?

To get to the same side.

Mercedes Benz Jokes More Mercedes Benz Jokes

Why was the Mercedes Benz on sales?

Because they've removed 6 rows of yellow LED strips...

What's the common thing between Mercedes and iphone 6?

Mercedes Benz...

Part Jokes More Part Jokes

What do a chop shop and a desperate actress have in common?

They both strip for parts!

How does the Ultimate Warrior repair his car?

With parts unknown.

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

What happens when a question mark and an exclamation mark love each other very much?

They interrobang!(http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Interrobang)

What does the Scottish man say after love making?

I love ewe!