Strip Jokes

What does the chicken do to get through college?

She strips.

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What do a chop shop and a desperate actress have in common?

They both strip for parts!

What's the difference between a magic show and a strip show?

A magic show is full of

What do you call a delicacy made by stripping the skin off of a Native American and cooking it?

A Sioux Flay

Where do you get bare minerals from?

A strip mine

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What did the drunkard say when he walked into an Israeli bar?

Hebrews?

What did the Israeli Prime Minister who can't say the word "and" say about candy that caused such a hubbub?

Mike Ike's are my least favorite.

Opinion Jokes More Opinion Jokes

What do you call a woman with an opinion?

Wrong.

What do the Egyptians call a man who cannot keep his opinions to himself?

IMHOtep

Sale Jokes More Sale Jokes

What did one bunny say to the other bunny?

There's a sale on at the carrot store!

Why does Barbie hate Amazon?

because they're always putting sales out on ken-dolls.

Quit Jokes More Quit Jokes

What did Pinocchio say to Rudolph when he asked him what he asked for Christmas?

Quit being nosey.

Why did Barty Crouch Jr. quit drinking?

Because it was making him moody.

Popeye Jokes More Popeye Jokes

What is Glenn's (The Walking Dead) favorite restaurant?

SPOILERS*** Popeyes!

Whats Fetty Wap's favorite restaurant?

Popeye's

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What do you call 4 Mexicans trying to cross a river?

Quatro-cinco

Why is it hard to play Uno with Mexicans?

They steal all the green cards.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the chicken of the sea cross the road?

Because a tuna can!

Why did the Mormon cross the road?

To get to the other bride!

Juan Jokes More Juan Jokes

How Many Hispanics Does It Take To Hold Up A Roof?

Just Juan....

What does a Mexican Morpheus say?

Neo, you are the Juan ... I'll show myself the door...