Strip Jokes

What does the chicken do to get through college?

She strips.

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What do a chop shop and a desperate actress have in common?

They both strip for parts!

What's the difference between a magic show and a strip show?

A magic show is full of

What do you call a delicacy made by stripping the skin off of a Native American and cooking it?

A Sioux Flay

Where do you get bare minerals from?

A strip mine

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What do you call chow mein cooked in tomato sauce?

impasta

Why do Mexicans hate cooking pasta?

When they boil the water, they always have to add that *pinche* salt.

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What did the road say to the chicken?

If you cross me it will be the last thing you do!"

Why would Adele cross the road?

To say hello from the other side.

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What do Lena Dunham &amp ISIS have in common ?

They both love stoning women.

What did the stoned alpaca say to the other stoned alpaca?

Alpaca 'nother bong

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Where do terrorists store their money?

In the West Bank

What do Israeli soldiers do when they get bored?

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Why did the drunk Mexican shoot his wife?

Tequilher

Why do you not play Uno with Mexicans?

Cuz they take all the green cards

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Why did the chicken nugget cross the road?

To see the chicken strip!!!

Where do chicken strips find love?

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Where do chicken strips find love?

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What did the fast food employee do when he decided to quit?

He chicken tendered his resignation.

Why did the robot cross the road?

Because it was carbon bonded to the chicken.