What do a chop shop and a desperate actress have in common?

They both strip for parts!

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Where do you get bare minerals from?

A strip mine

What does the chicken do to get through college?

She strips.

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What do old cars and dead chickens have in common?

You'll usually get more money for them if you sell them for parts

Why don't auto repair shops fix golf carts?

Because they work with parts for cars, not carts for pars.