What do you call a melon that's had a bit too much to drink?

A Watermelon...

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What do you mean I've had enough to drink?

Hold my beer while I fight this lamppost.

What tea do footballers drink?

Penaltea!

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Why did the melon leave her boyfriend?

He said he can't elope.

How does Homer Simpson say watermelon in French?

Melon D'OH

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What do you call a watermelon in California?

A melon

Why won't the honeydew marry the watermelon?

Because they cantaloupe..