What do you call a melon that's had a bit too much to drink?

A Watermelon...

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What do you call a 16th-century seer who drinks straight out of the can?

No-straw-damus! (please be gentle on me as you berate me.)

What kind of soda do dogs drink?

Barq's Root Beer.

Melon Jokes More Melon Jokes

What did the one melon say to the other melon?

We're too young to marry. We cantaloupe.

Why don't melons ever run away and get married?

Because they cantaloupe!

Watermelon Jokes More Watermelon Jokes

What will you do with a million watermelons?

I don't want the watermelons, I just want the money."

Whats the difference between a watermelon and a baby?

One is fun to smash with a sledgehammer and the other one is a watermelon