What do you call a melon that's had a bit too much to drink?

A Watermelon...

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Why did Jesus drink wine at the last supper?

Because in 3 days, he would be a raisin

How's my baby girl?

Me: I'm moving back in. Mom: Your room is ready. Me: No, your uterus! Mom: Steph you drink too much

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What kind of melons always have big weddings?

Cantaloupe.

Why did the melon insist on having a big wedding?

Because it cantaloupe.

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Why couldn't the watermelon get married in Vegas?

Because his fiancee is a cantaloupe!

Why did the watermelon and the honeydew decide to cancel their spontaneous wedding in Las Vegas?

They realized with a family like theirs, they really Cantaloupe.