What kind of soda do dogs drink?

Barq's Root Beer.

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How many times are you going to lick my nose in your lifetime?

Dog:

Why did the dog die?

It had Barkinsons

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What do you use to buy drinks?

Bar tender

How many Irish does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to hold it in the socket and the other to drink until the room starts spinning!

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What kind of seagull flies over a bay?

A Bay-gull

What did Kris Kross tell the nervous paratrooper?

Tell her you're a paratrooper. Chicks dig that kind of thing."

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What kind of soda do dogs drink?

Barq's Root Beer.

Why can't the hydraulic press guy bring himself to crush a can of sprite?

Because it's soda pressing