What kind of soda do dogs drink?

Barq's Root Beer.

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What kind of dog is best at keeping secrets?

hush puppies

What do all dogs get with their phones?

Collar ID

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What drink does a cannibal have after a long day?

a handshake!

How's my baby girl?

Me: I'm moving back in. Mom: Your room is ready. Me: No, your uterus! Mom: Steph you drink too much

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What kind of car does Bill Cosby drive?

A Honda quaalude. (Credit to my girlfriend)

What kind of bug wants to buy lawn turf?

A gras shopper.

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What do they call soda in Rome?

Pope.

What kind of Pop do you cook with?

Baking Soda