What kind of soda do dogs drink?

Barq's Root Beer.

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What do you call a dog that can find something that's not there?

A Labracadabrador

What if I color on you?

What if I run a truck along your back Steal your toy Throw a ball Spit food at you - My toddler, wooing the dog

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What kind of wine do bears drink?

Maulbec

What are you drinking, son?

Soy milk. -Hola milk, soy tu padre. Edit : Removed the "es" that was bothering everyone

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What did the Morman say when asked what kind of wives he wanted?

Brigham Young"

What kind of money do religious businesses make?

Prophet.

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Why did the can-crusher quit his job?

Because it was soda pressing.

How do you make a dog float?

Take two scoops of ice cream a couple of squirts of soda and a small dog.