What kind of soda do dogs drink?

Barq's Root Beer.

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What do you get when you play a country song backwards?

Your wife back, your dog back, your house back...

What do you call a dog wearing a watch?

You would call it a dog. A dog wearing a watch is not a watchdog.

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What did the dyslexic chemist do?

He drank H20, too!

What do refugees drink?

Foreignade.

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What kind of book did Frankenstein's monster like to read?

One with a cemetery plot.

What kind of music do they play at Stonehenge?

Hard Rock.

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What do you call a soda that's really sad?

So Dapressed. I'll leave now.

Why did the Dictator ban Soda?

Because there couldnt be 2-liters.