How do you know all Bernie Sanders' supporters are Harry Potter fans?

They all dress like Dobby.

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How do locomotives know where they're going?

Lots of training.

What does one call an undertaker that's been drafted into the Military?

A Corpseman. Painfully obvious, yet a terrible play on the English language, I know. It was something I came up with a few years ago, for some unknown reason.

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What do ghosts dress up as for Halloween?

As John Cena because you can't see them.

What's the difference between a well dressed man and a tired dog?

The man wears a full suit, the dog just pants

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How does Harry Potter do web design?

Inspecto Elemento

What does Harry Potter say when he wants a cigarette?

Tobaccio

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What did Bernie Madoff say to Bernie Sanders?

I'll take your money!

Which is Bernie Sanders' dominant hand?

His left one

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How can you tell a bernie sanders supporter from a hillary supporter?

There age

How can you tell if a girl is under 18?

Ask her if she is a Bernie Sanders supporter.

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How do you know all Bernie Sanders' supporters are Harry Potter fans?

They all dress like Dobby.

How do Harry Potter fans flirt?

Hey baby, mind if I ? ;)