What's the difference between a well dressed man and a tired dog?

The man wears a full suit, the dog just pants

Previous Random Joke Next
Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between mashed potatoes and pea soup?

You can mash potatoes, but you can't pee soup. (sorry sorry. Really. I've loved this joke since I was... oh.. six...)

What is the difference between an elephant and a flea?

An elephant can have fleas but a flea can't have elephants !

Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

Why Chinese vet never hungry?

Dog have rice.

What's the difference between the dog and the fox?

About four beers

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What do you call a farmer who is really good at his job?

A man who is outstanding in his field.

Why does the man go to the beach when he's hungry?

Because of the sand which is there.

Dress Jokes More Dress Jokes

What's the difference between a well dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly dressed man one bicycle?

A tire.

Why don't women wear dresses in the winter?

A: They could get chapped lips!

Suit Jokes More Suit Jokes

How many bassoonists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one but they'll insist on going through about 5 bulbs before they find one that suits this particular room and situation.

What's an empty suit of armor doing on the drivers side of a car?

He went out for the knight. OK I'll leave now

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

Why do women parachutists wear cups?

So they won't whistle on the way down.

Why do the French always were white when pole vaulting?

So people can see them surrender from afar. Edit: wrong form of the form "wear"

Dress Man Jokes More Dress Man Jokes

What do you instantly know about a well-dressed man?

A. His wife is good at picking out clothes.

What's the difference between a well dressed man on a unicycle and a hobo on a bicycle?

Attire.