What's the difference between a well dressed man and a tired dog?

The man wears a full suit, the dog just pants

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between the Pro Bowl and a typical church?

In the Pro Bowl, they give ten percent.

What's the difference between an Aussie and a Yoghurt?

A Yoghurt's got culture!

Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

Why didn't the dog want to play football?

It was a boxer!

How do you send a dog to space?

Laika boss.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What happened at the funeral of the man who invented the USB?

They lowered his coffin, took it out, flipped it the other way round, then lowered it again.

Why is food better than men?

Because you don't have to wait an hour for seconds.

Dress Jokes More Dress Jokes

Why did the tomato turn red?

Because it saw the salad dressing

What did the jalapeno dress up as for Halloween?

A Ghost Pepper.

Suit Jokes More Suit Jokes

What do you call a monkey in a suit?

Over-dressed!

What is Iron Man when he removes his suit?

Stark naked.

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

Why did the black guy wear a tuxedo to his vasectomy?

If he was going to be impotent he wanted to look impotent.

What sort of clothes does a pet dog wear ?

A petticoat !

Dress Man Jokes More Dress Man Jokes

What's the difference between a hobo on a tricycle and a well dressed man on a bicycle?

A tyre (attire)

What's the difference between a poorly-dressed man on a unicycle and a well-dressed man on a bicycle?

A tire.