What's the difference between a well dressed man and a tired dog?

The man wears a full suit, the dog just pants

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a moan and a scream?

About 3 inches

What's the difference between Canadians and Americans?

100 pounds.

Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

How do you stop a dog from barking in July?

Shoot him in June.

What car do dogs drive?

A Doge charger

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Why do women pay more attention to their appearance than improving their minds?

Because most men are stupid, but few are blind.

How does a man with no nose smell?

Terrible!

Dress Jokes More Dress Jokes

What do you call it when the robot from Futurama gets in a minor car accident while wearing a dress?

A gender bender Bender fender bender.

Why did the tomato turned red?

Because it saw the salad dressing

Suit Jokes More Suit Jokes

What do you call a monkey in a suit?

Over-dressed!

What did the tailor say to the fed up customer?

Suit yourself.

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

Why would my wife ask if I was wearing this shirt when it's already on?

Stop talking in secret code.

What happened to the girl who wore a mouse costume to her Halloween party?

The cat ate her.

Dress Man Jokes More Dress Man Jokes

What is the difference between a well dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle?

A tire.

What do you instantly know about a well-dressed man?

A. His wife is good at picking out clothes.