What's the difference between a well dressed man and a tired dog?

The man wears a full suit, the dog just pants

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a redneck, and a SJW?

A redneck's trigger actually does something

What's the difference between Ellen Pao and Kim Jong Un?

Kim Jong Un has control over his country.

Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What do you call a dog on the beach?

Sandy Claws Merry Christmas

What if I color on you?

What if I run a truck along your back Steal your toy Throw a ball Spit food at you - My toddler, wooing the dog

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Who's the man who, with just the slightest touch- gives you chills and makes you tremble with anticipation ?

Your dentist.

What is something a woman hates about a man but a man would love about a woman?

Premature ejactulation.

Dress Jokes More Dress Jokes

Why did the lettuce blush?

Because he saw the salad dressing

Why does the Fonz dress up as an insect when going on a journey?

Because he wants to get from ayy to bee.

Suit Jokes More Suit Jokes

What kind of suit does a lawyer like best?

The Spanish Inquisition.

What is the difference between cats and commas?

This might be better suited for but I think its more a joke Cats have claws at the ends of it's paws commas haves pauses at the ends of its clause.

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

What did dela wear?

Delaware) A. Her New Jersey

What do nerdy mermaids wear?

Algae-bras

Dress Man Jokes More Dress Man Jokes

What is the difference between a well dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly dressed man on a bike?

Attire.*

What's the difference between a well dressed man and a tired dog?

The man wears a full suit, the dog just pants