What's the difference between an Aussie and a Yoghurt?

A Yoghurt's got culture!

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What's the difference between yogurt and white people?

If left out for 4,000 years, yogurt will develop culture.

What's the difference between America and a yogurt?

After 200 years a yogurt will develop a culture.

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If you leave yoghurt alone for 2000 years it'll develop a culture.

What's the difference between a yoghurt and the USA?

If left for 400 years, the yoghurt will develop a culture.

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What's the difference between an Aussie and a Yoghurt?

A Yoghurt's got culture!

How do you get an Aussie to climb up on the roof?

Tell him drinks are on the house.