What's the difference between an Aussie and a Yoghurt?

A Yoghurt's got culture!

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What's the difference between a punchline and a cute girl?

Sometimes I get the punchline :(

What's the difference between a porcupine and a Prius?

Porcupines have pricks on the outside

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What's the difference between Americans and yogurt?

If you leave yogurt alone for 200 years it'll grow a culture

Why do white people like cheese so much?

Because they're made from cultures! Edit: Five BLM members disliked this post.

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Whats the difference between Yoghurt and the USA?

Yoghurt has a culture.

What's the difference between the United States and some yoghurt?

After 200 years, the Yoghurt develops a culture.

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What's the difference between an Aussie and a Yoghurt?

A Yoghurt's got culture!

Where does Kylie buy her kebabs?

From Jason's Doner Van. (Sorry, I'm guessing this one's only for the Aussies and Brits)