What's the difference between Americans and yogurt?

If you leave yogurt alone for 200 years it'll grow a culture

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What's the difference between a girl and a washing machine?

When I dump a load into the washing machine it doesn't follow me around

What's the difference between a fox and a pig?

About six drinks

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What does a BYU coed do when she notices people are drinking at a party?

She puts her top back on and leaves.

What begins with an "s", ends with a "x" and leaves a guy blown away?

Semtex.

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What happened to the american man who broke his leg?

He went... broke.

What do you call an american late night channel block dedicated to tsundere anime shows?

Tsunami

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What did the little acorn say when it got planted and grew up?

Geometry.

What's the only thing that grows in Ferguson?

The crime rate.

Culture Jokes More Culture Jokes

What's the difference between America and a tub of yogurt?

After 200 years the yogurt would have developed some kind of culture.

What's the difference between a yogurt and the Americans?

If you leave a yogurt for 200 years it'll grow a culture.

Yogurt Jokes More Yogurt Jokes

What's the difference between white people and yogurt?

If you leave yogurt alone for 200 years it will finally develop its own cultures

What's the difference between America any yogurt?

If you leave yogurt alone for 300 years, it develops a culture.

200 Year Jokes More 200 Year Jokes

How do you speak such good English?

I dunno 200 years of colonialism and eurocentric education, how do you know so little history "

What's the difference between America and a bottle of milk?

In 200 years the milk will have developed a culture.