What's the difference between Americans and yogurt?

If you leave yogurt alone for 200 years it'll grow a culture

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between mad cow disease and PMS?

Nothing.

What's the difference between a schoolmaster and a stationmaster?

The stationmaster minds trains while the schoolmaster trains minds.

Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

How hard do you think Joe Biden laughs when a senate's bill gets 69 votes?

I bet he has to leave the room.

Why did Helen Keller scream?

Her parents left the plunger in the toilet.

American Jokes More American Jokes

What do you call an American girl who can run faster than her brothers?

A Virgin.

What does the Chinese government call an American with a PhD in physics, math and chemistry?

STUPID AMERICAN!

Grow Jokes More Grow Jokes

When he grow up, he will ask me, "Dad, did you name me after a planet?

And i will be like, "No:("

What do you call a white guy who grew up in the ghetto?

Tarzan.

Culture Jokes More Culture Jokes

What's the difference between a jar of mayonnaise and France?

If you leave the jar alone for 200 years it'll develop a culture.

What's the difference between an American and a moldy piece of bread?

The bread has more culture.

Yogurt Jokes More Yogurt Jokes

What's the difference between America and a yogurt?

After 200 years a yogurt will develop a culture.

What's the difference between Yogurt and L.A.?

Yogurt has a live and thriving culture.

200 Year Jokes More 200 Year Jokes

What's the difference between a yogurt and the Americans?

If you leave a yogurt for 200 years it'll grow a culture.

Whats the difference between white people and yogurt?

If you leave yogurt alone for 200 years it will develop its own cultures without having to resort to stealing others.