Culture Jokes

What do you call a Microbiologist who travels the world?

A Man of many Cultures

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Whats the difference between America and Yogurt?

If you leave Yogurt alone for 200 years, it develops a culture.

What's the difference between America and a pot of yogurt?

If you leave a pot of yogurt alone for 200 years it develops a culture.

What's the difference between the United States and some yoghurt?

After 200 years, the Yoghurt develops a culture.

What's the difference between bacteria and rednecks?

When looking at bacteria you can actually find some culture.

What's the difference between Australia and Yogurt?

Culture

What's the difference between America and Yoghurt?

If you leave yoghurt alone for 2000 years it'll develop a culture.

What did the SJW say to the man who appropriated culture?

That's inappropriate.

What is the difference between a yogurt and america?

If you leave the yogurt for 100 years alone, it develops a culture.

What's the difference between a yoghurt and the USA?

If left for 400 years, the yoghurt will develop a culture.

What is the difference between the US and yogurt?

If you leave yogurt for 200 years it'll grow a culture.

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What's the difference between America and a yogurt?

After 200 years a yogurt will develop a culture.

What is the difference between yoghurt and America?

When you leave yogurt alone it grows a culture!

Whats the difference between Yoghurt and the USA?

Yoghurt has a culture.

What's the difference between an American and a moldy piece of bread?

The bread has more culture.

What is the difference between joghurt and America?

If you leave joghurt alone for 200 years, it will grow a culture!

Why do white people like cheese so much?

Because they're made from cultures! Edit: Five BLM members disliked this post.

What's the difference between a petri dish and white people?

A petri dish develops a culture.

What's the difference between yogurt and America?

Yogurt could develop a culture after 200 years

What's the difference between America any yogurt?

If you leave yogurt alone for 300 years, it develops a culture.

Why do people love working at yogurt factories?

Because of the culture!

What's the difference between America and yogurt?

One has culture.

What's the difference between yogurt and the US?

Yogurt's got a culture. (no offence)

What's the difference between Americans and yogurt?

If you leave yogurt alone for 200 years it'll grow a culture

What's the difference between the US and yogurt?

If you leave yogurt alone for 300 years, it develops a culture.

Why do bacteria congregate in public places?

It's a part of their culture.

What's the difference between white people and yogurt?

If you leave yogurt alone for 200 years it will finally develop its own cultures

What's the difference between an Aussie and a Yoghurt?

A Yoghurt's got culture!

What's the difference between America and a bottle of milk?

In 200 years the milk will have developed a culture.

Whats the difference between Australia and a yoghurt?

Leave a yoghurt out in the sun for 300 years and it'll develop a culture

What's the difference between a yogurt and the Americans?

If you leave a yogurt for 200 years it'll grow a culture.

What's the difference between america and a yoghurt?

A yoghurt develops a culture After sitting there for 100 years.

Whats the difference between white people and yogurt?

If you leave yogurt alone for 200 years it will develop its own cultures without having to resort to stealing others.

What's the difference between a jar of mayonnaise and France?

If you leave the jar alone for 200 years it'll develop a culture.

What's the difference between yogurt and white people?

If left out for 4,000 years, yogurt will develop culture.

What's the difference between America and a tub of yogurt?

After 200 years the yogurt would have developed some kind of culture.

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What did the microbiologist bring to the art fair?

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If you leave the yogurt for 100 years alone, it develops a culture.

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