How do we know Jesus was a man?

We've had to wait 2,000 years for his second coming.

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Why the patriots deflated 11 balls out of 12?

because they knew the "12" will be deflated during/after Superbowl.

What is the difference between a dog and a cat?

Kevin still doesn't know.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Why are blonde jokes so short?

So men can remember them!

What happens when the man shakes?

The windows milk shake!

Jesus Jokes More Jesus Jokes

What was Jesus' favorite sport?

Crossfitting.

Why does Jesus like Japanese food?

Because he loves miso

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Who came in first?

The over easy egg because it was really runny. How about second The over medium egg because it was only a little runny. And last That would be the baked egg.

What happens when you get more than you payed for with a Mexican Gigolo?

The second coming of Jess.

Wait Jokes More Wait Jokes

When dad Waits to see you on thanks giving Son:We just Ate Dad:OK so you can be here at 5?

Son:We'll see Son:how does the turkey smell Dad : I guess through its Beak

How many Deadheads (Grateful Dead fans) does it take to change a lightbulb?

No one knows, they wait for it to burn out and follow it around for twenty years.

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What's the difference between a cow and The Bible?

You can't milk a cow for 2,000 years.

How do we know Jesus was a man?

We've had to wait 2,000 years for his second coming.

Second Come Jokes More Second Come Jokes

What happens when you get more than you payed for with a Mexican Gigolo?

The second coming of Jess.

What's white and sticky?

What's white and sticky and hangs from the clouds . The second coming of the Lord