How do we know Jesus was a man?

We've had to wait 2,000 years for his second coming.

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How do you know when you are in bed with a witch ?

She has a big "W" embroidered on her pyjamas !

Why did you cut me down, lumberjack?

Lumberjack: Oh, you really don't know why? Tree: Sorry, I'm stumped.

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How Does a Woman Make a Man a Millionaire?

When he's a billionaire.

Why don't married men live as long as single men?

They don't want to!

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What was Jesus doing on Holy Saturday?

Just chilling.

How do we know Jesus wasn't a virgin?

Because he got nailed three times.

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What's the fastest animal in the world?

A chicken crossing Ethiopia. What's the second fastest animal ... The ethiopian chasing it.

What kind of math do owls like?

Second Caribou: Owlgebra.

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How do you make a Gorilla stew?

You keep it waiting for three hours!

How long does it take to for Mexicans to do a job?

Oh, wait they're done.

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What's the difference between a cow and the crucifixion?

You can't milk a cow for 2000 years

How do we know Jesus was a man?

We've had to wait 2,000 years for his second coming.

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How do we know Jesus was a man?

We've had to wait 2,000 years for his second coming.

Why did Mary Magdalene have an affair with Jesus?

She heard about his second coming