How do we know Jesus was a man?

We've had to wait 2,000 years for his second coming.

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What's the difference between toilet paper and a knife?

Oh, you don't know I won't ask you to wipe my bum then.

What is the difference between lightning and electricity?

Teacher: What is the difference between lightning and electricity? Alexander: I know you do not have to pay for lightning.

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Whatcha makin'?

God: Trust. Man can use it to form lasting bonds and friendships. What you making Satan: A bong.

What time did the man go to the dentist?

Tooth hurt-y.

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What did the people who hung Jesus to the cross say?

Nailed it

What is Jesus' favorite workout?

Pontius Pilates

Second Jokes More Second Jokes

Where is your mother from?

The second Eskimo says "Alaska."

What do you call it when you second guess your decision to book a stay at a Native American resort?

A reservation reservation reservation. Credit to Brian Regan, this is my favorite joke of his!

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What do you do if somebody dies Christmas Eve?

Wait 12 hours and have Christmas Mourning

Why are there no good jokes about engineers?

zzzzzzzzz, wait, I fell asleep at the punchline.

2000 Year Jokes More 2000 Year Jokes

What's the difference between America and Yoghurt?

If you leave yoghurt alone for 2000 years it'll develop a culture.

What's the difference between a cow and the crucifixion?

You can't milk a cow for 2000 years

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How do we know Jesus was a man?

We've had to wait 2,000 years for his second coming.

What happens when you get more than you payed for with a Mexican Gigolo?

The second coming of Jess.