How do we know Jesus was a man?

We've had to wait 2,000 years for his second coming.

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Whats you favorite Christmas joke?

I know this is an unorthodox post, but, I would love to hear your favorites!

What is a goat herder known as in the Middle East?

A Pimp

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What did the man say who couldn't add the same number to itself?

I can't even...

What does a man who loves his car do on February 14?

He gives it a valenshine!

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What did God say to Jesus?

This lawn ain't gonna mow itself.

What did the roman soldier say after crucifying Jesus?

Nailed it

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Why is your brother always flying off the handle ?

Second Boy: Because he's got a screw loose !

What, over in ten seconds?

Girl: "No, eight black men and a gun."

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What do you call a midget in a hospital waiting room constantly complaining about how long he's been waiting?

Imp-Patient!

What's a blind man doing on a boat?

Waiting for a bus.

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What's the difference between America and Yoghurt?

If you leave yoghurt alone for 2000 years it'll develop a culture.

How do we know Jesus was a man?

We've had to wait 2,000 years for his second coming.

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What happens when you get more than you payed for with a Mexican Gigolo?

The second coming of Jess.

How do we know Jesus was a man?

We've had to wait 2,000 years for his second coming.