How do we know Jesus was a man?

We've had to wait 2,000 years for his second coming.

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?

I don't know I have DirecTV.

What did the Japan team say after the first half of the Women's World Cup?

I, 4-1, know we won't win."

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Why did the man wear a frog for a condom?

So he was ribbit for her pleasure.

When a hot blonde walks in. The one lawyer says, "Man, wouldn't you like to screw that?

and the other lawyer replies, "Outta what "

Jesus Jokes More Jesus Jokes

What's the difference between Jesus and a bunch of Mexicans?

Jesus doesn't have a bunch of Mexicans tattooed all over himself.

What does Arnold Schwarzenegger say when Christmas is over?

OC (please use your Ahnold voice) Hasta la vista, Baby....Jesus.

Second Jokes More Second Jokes

What is the difference between Iron Man and Iron Woman?

The first is a super hero, the second is a simple command.

Why couldn't the police arrest the robber on the second floor?

Because he took the stairs.

Wait Jokes More Wait Jokes

How long did Dorothy, the Scarecrow, and the Cowardly Lion have to wait for the Tin Man?

Ten minutes.

Why do the french hate League of Legends?

They have to wait 20 minutes before surrendering

2000 Year Jokes More 2000 Year Jokes

What's the difference between a cow and The Bible?

You can't milk a cow for 2,000 years.

How do we know Jesus was a man?

We've had to wait 2,000 years for his second coming.

Second Come Jokes More Second Come Jokes

How do we know Jesus was a man?

We've had to wait 2,000 years for his second coming.

What happens when you get more than you payed for with a Mexican Gigolo?

The second coming of Jess.