Why were people angry wen the chiken crossed the rd?

Cus he looked one way, then another way after.

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Why were people angry wen the chiken crossed the rd?

Cus he looked one way, then another way after.

Why didn't the lifeguard save the hippie from drowning?

Cus he was too far out, man