Why were people angry wen the chiken crossed the rd?

Cus he looked one way, then another way after.

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How do you know you are at r/jokes?

The guys all look like they played football for Bronx HighSchool of Science

What's it called when you look in the mirror and say "jesus christ I look good"?

Using the lords name in vanity

People Jokes More People Jokes

Why are clothes so expensive?

I shouldn't have to pay so much to not be naked. Other people should pay me not to be naked.

Why did the creepy hipster get arrested?

because he was following people before instagram

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why'd the Mexican cross the road?

He took the chicken's job.

What do you call a bolt that dresses like a woman?

A cross-threader

Cus Jokes More Cus Jokes

Why was the smurf's hat blue?

Cus it was sad.

Why did the hipster burn his tongue on his coffee?

Cus he drank it before it was cool.