Why were people angry wen the chiken crossed the rd?

Cus he looked one way, then another way after.

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Why could Luke and Leia never be together?

They went looking for love in Alderaan places.

Why did Batman climb the tree?

He was looking for Robin's nest.

People Jokes More People Jokes

What is not a truck crashing into people?

Nice.

Why do people walk by and say "Hi, how are you?

but they don't stop long enough for you to reply!

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the protester cross the road?

To get to the Occupy! EDIT: To get to the other side/Occupy?

What do you get when you cross a cricket with a bat?

Nothing as they cannot breed with each other

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Why did the hipster burn his tongue on his coffee?

Cus he drank it before it was cool.

Why did the hipster burn his tounge on his coffee?

Cus he drank it before it was cool...