Why were people angry wen the chiken crossed the rd?

Cus he looked one way, then another way after.

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What type of board will you be riding?

Jesus: looks at feet They're using boards

What are the pigs warned to look out for in New York?

Pigpockets.

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What is it called when you ride around on a horse asking people questions?

A gallop poll.

Why do people get addicted to meth?

Because they didn't think of the aftermeth.

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What do you get if you cross a phone with a rooster?

A wake-up call!

Why did the one-handed man cross the road?

A: To get to the second hand shop.

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Why were people angry wen the chiken crossed the rd?

Cus he looked one way, then another way after.

Why was the smurf's hat blue?

Cus it was sad.