Why did the chicken cross the road twice?

Because it was a double-crosser

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What did the chicken say after laying an egg?

Oeuf!"

What do you call the ghost of a chicken?

A poultry-geist.

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the agnostic man cross the road?

To get to the other side, but he was very spiritually uncertain add he did so.

Why did the chicken cross the road twice?

Because it was a double-crosser

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross Bambi and a ghost?

Bamboo

Why did the fallen child cross the road?

Believing that one day, the chicken will cross the road, it fills you with determination.