Why did the chicken cross the road twice?

Because it was a double-crosser

Previous Random Joke Next

Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

Why did the chicken run out into traffic?

To get to the other side.

Why did the chicken go to the car dealership?

she wanted to trade the coop for a sedan..

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why'd the dog cross the road?

Cause he's a dog.

Why did the chicken cross the road in Missouri?

To show the opossum it could be done.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross a duck with a firework ?

A firequaker !

What do you get when you cross a hippo, an elephant, and a rhino?

Helefino.