Why did the chicken cross the road twice?

Because it was a double-crosser

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

What do you call a chicken that can play tennis?

A Henman.

What name is given to the most chickens ?

pEGGy

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

What's orange and red and crawls along the side of the road?

A wounded cheesie.

Why did the guy from Brooklyn cross the road?

None of your f**king business.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross a cat with a tree ?

A cat-a-logue !

What do you get if you cross a phone with a mouthwash?

Tele-Scope.