Why did the chicken cross the road twice?

Because it was a double-crosser

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

What do you call a chicken with political ambition?

Republic-hen

What's the difference between a chicken and a hen?

The spelling.

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the protester cross the road?

To get to the Occupy! EDIT: To get to the other side/Occupy?

What's the difference between a dead bagpiper in the road and a dead country singer in the road?

A. The country singer may have been on the way to a recording session.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if cross a science fiction film with a toad ?

Star Warts !

What do you get if cross a snowman and a shark ?

Frost bite !