Why did the chicken cross the road twice?

Because it was a double-crosser

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What do you call a chicken that crosses the road without looking both ways?

Dead.

Why did the Frog cross the road?

Because it was stapled to the Chicken.

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Why did the forgetful Mexican cross the road?

To get to the other side... err, no it was to pick up the laundry... nope, to get groceries? I forget.

Why did the black person cross the road?

To fry the chicken.

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Who was the first striker?

Jesus. He went for the cross

Why do Mexicans cross the border alone?

Because there can only be Juan.