What do you get if you cross a duck with a firework ?

A firequaker !

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Why did the chicken cross the basketball court ?

He heard the ref was blowing fouls

What do you get when you cross the New World Order and risque behavior?

The Illuminaughty

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What do you call a duck traveling south that enters a time warp and meets itself traveling north?

A pair of ducks.

Why is a duck when it's round?

Because the farther it flies, the fewer.

Firework Jokes More Firework Jokes

What would you say to a rocket shaped infant?

Baby, You're a Firework"

What do you get when you cross a tyrannosaurus rex with fireworks?

DINO-MITE!