What do you get if you cross a duck with a firework ?

A firequaker !

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What do you get when you cross a telephone with a pair of pants?

Bell-bottoms!

What do you get when cross the Dukes of Hazzard car with K.I.T.T. ?

General Lee speaking.

Duck Jokes More Duck Jokes

How do you turn a duck into a popular soul singer?

Stick it in microwave and turn it on until it's Bill Withers.

Why do ducks make the best detectives?

They always quack the case

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What do you call fireworks that don't work?

Fireunemployed.

Why is the UK suddenly a happy place?

Because now they too have a day to light fireworks on!