What do you get if you cross a duck with a firework ?

A firequaker !

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What do you get if you cross a telephone with a night crawler?

Ringworm!

What do you get when you cross a seal and a polar bear?

A polar bear.

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What are you on?

I said to him. "Quack" said the duck.

What's the difference between a duck?

One leg is both the same.

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What do you get when you cross a tyrannosaurus rex with fireworks?

DINO-MITE!

Why is the UK suddenly a happy place?

Because now they too have a day to light fireworks on!