Why don't the British make computers?

They can't figure out how to make them leak oil.

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Computer Jokes More Computer Jokes

What do you call it when your computer gets infected with a keylogger, a rootkit and half a dozen backdoors?

A free upgrade

What kind of computer can't sing?

A Dell

Figure Jokes More Figure Jokes

Who can make six figures a year and still be poor?

A toy builder.

Why was the blonde confused after giving birth to twins?

She couldn't figure out who the other mother was.

British Jokes More British Jokes

What's a British student's favourite drink?

M.I.Tea

Why'd the British man cross the ocean?

Freedom.

Leak Jokes More Leak Jokes

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl taking a leak?

Because their entire species is extinct.

Why did the boat know it had a leak?

That sinking feeling...

Oil Jokes More Oil Jokes

Why do mice need oiling ?

Because they squeak !

What's brownish and runs on oil?

Jesus in a hurry.