Why don't the British make computers?

They can't figure out how to make them leak oil.

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Computer Jokes More Computer Jokes

Why was the computer stressed out when it got home?

Because it had a hard drive.

What happens if you cross a midget and a computer?

A: You get a short circut.

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How did my doctor know I have minor IBS?

I just asked him to edit my essay and he said I have semi colon problems. He must be a smart guy if he can figure that out from my writing.

What do you get when you put birthday candles on a pizza?

You can't figure it out I mean, it's a pizz'a cake.

British Jokes More British Jokes

What do you call a British circle jerk?

A Union Jack.

What's that diving?

Is it a bird, Is it a plane... No it's the British Pound...

Leak Jokes More Leak Jokes

What did Kellyanne Conway say about the leaked e-mails?

They're just alternate fax.

Who leaked all of Reddit's most sensitive secrets?

Edward Snooden.

Oil Jokes More Oil Jokes

Why does Saudi Arabia have so much oil?

Because the women are not allowed to drive.

Why do Americans deep fry so much food?

A. They love OIL