They can't figure out how to make them leak oil.
Computers have them toad-ily confused.
Her computer had a bug...
A Game of Crohn's.
The leaf, the Emo is too depressed to go outside. I saw this joke reposted so many times. I figured I'd mix it up a bit.
Spanish!
Because they want to prevent people from bumming fags
They're just alternate fax.
When you call the front desk and say, "I gotta leak in my sink," and the clerk replies, "okay, Go ahead."
Both are covered in oil, huge, and been invaded by the West.
Jesus in a hurry.
