What's the most frighting thing you can read in braille?

Do not touch.

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Who reads the news AND makes coffee?

Katie Keurig. (I know the setup might need some work but I just like the punchline I made up.)

How does a lawyer sleep?

First he lies on one side, then he lies on the other. Credit: Nicholas Sparks from his book 'See Me' which I am reading now.

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What do you call a person who continues to touch up on something that is already perfect, and thus ruining whatever it was?

George Lucas.

Why the turnout at Michael Jackson's funeral?

He touched a lot of people.

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How do blind people know where to find Braille signs on walls and doors?

They just have a feel for that kind of thing.

What will never be read in braille?

Do not touch.